Flight Attendants Gone Wild

Passenger abuse at its worst…

Here we go again y’all! Maybe there is something in the water that only poisons flight attendants because they have been acting quite irate lately. In the last few weeks, the media has been plagued with the United Airlines passenger debacle in which airline employees chose a random gentleman to man-handle and then drag off the plane.

Today, I wake up to another incident where passengers are being abused on a plane, only this time, it’s American airlines. I bet United Airlines executives are too excited that media attention has been scaled back to unapologetically drag American airlines like the bastards they are. In the video, we only see the aftermath of the situation, but the crying woman and the irritated flight attendant tells us all we need to know.

I’ve said in the past that SOME flight attendants can be rude btches, and act like their job is the most stressful on the planet. Well, let me tell you stank azz flight attendants something, I have a very stressful job where I deal with the mentally ill and drug addicted on a daily basis and you don’t see me physically assaulting and verbally abusing people.

And the nerve of this “fight attendant” to act crazy with a passenger carrying a baby just pisses me all the way off. I have flown with crying babies before, and it’s no fun adventure, I can attest to that. She was probably already stressed out from having to transport a hollering azz, heavy azz infant onto a plan. This employee should have made her flight experience a little easier, not totally fck it up.

What’s really sad is after the incident, the flight attendant became confrontational with another passenger who was obviously upset with the way he treated this woman and her child. Good for him for standing up to flight bullies. Meanwhile, the airline is being senselessly dragged via Twitter:

This isn’t the first time  airline employees have acted as if they rule the world of flight. A few weeks prior to United Airlines instructing security to drag a paying customer off their plan, United also banned teenage girls from wearing tights on the flight because they were flying with a flight voucher. I understand that there are policies regarding flight vouchers, but what douche bag created a dress code for certain passengers? No one knows that they were paying with vouchers accept for airlines staff. Exactly what will a teenage girl in tights do other than sit in her seat listening to the latest digital release from Taylor Swift? These ridiculous policies, coupled with rude azz flight attendants makes flying scary as hell.


So Billy Boy Got Fired

Fox made my damn day…

I must admit, I’m very surprised that Fox, the news station of the unfair and crazy, fired their most successful host, Bill O’reilly, after getting fed up with his alleged sexual harassment of female coworkers.

There are many people on Twitter who are not taking Bill’s termination so well. One Twitter user blamed the liberal media for Bill’s unemployment, when in fact, its a right wing TV network kicking his disgusting azz to the curb.


As with any scandal, there are those who embrace change and those who are so irrational in their beliefs that Bill could have been recorded fcking a goat in a cemetery, and they would still be whining about him being innocent.

Of course in response to his termination, Billy Boy said that the claims of sexual harassment were unfounded accusations. Okay, well if that’s the case, why were you fired? You paid 13 million dollars over the past five years as a way to mute the victims, and now the Fox network’s legal team believe you are too much of a risk to keep around.

Its so funny how life can take a turn for the worst. This should be quite a humbling experience. Billy Boy has been a powerful figure of the right/repubs. He thrived on being a hypocritical racist nut job, and people who follow him are just as bad.

Check me out on Twitter!


I’m At Work Right Now But…

I’m working right now but I had to give my two cents…

Just heard Bill O’Reilly got fired with his stankin’ azz. I will go smooth off when I get off from work. But I’m guessing that Fox News were pissed off about Billy being a total sexual deviant/perpetrator. Will be back with more of my rant after this long azz meeting.


Today on Twitter…

Barack can eat my Easter candy anytime…

This man, my President. I don’t want to sound like a horn dog, but lawd have mercy, goodness gracious he is wearing this damn suit. I’m not used to our past presidents being sexy like this.

Ok, ok! His entire family was there too. I do love the O family though. They just seem like great people. Hope they don’t mind me lusting all over the internet.


United Airlines Passenger Beat Down, Violently Dragged Off Plane

Fly the friendly skies, but will get your azz whooped if you get out of line.

Have you guys viewed the disturbing video of a United Airline customer being violently dragged off an airplane? Users of Twitter and Facebook were outraged after watching the viral video of an Asian man getting his azz whooped for the crime of…well, he didn’t actually commit a crime. He felt that since he paid for a ticket, he should be able to fly on the flight he booked. Since the video has went viral, major media outlets have picked up the story and is drawing attention to the actions of United Airline staff when dealing with a paying customer who just wanted to get home to his family.

Apparently, there was a United employee who needed a seat on the plane, and the paying customer was told that he needed to kick rocks and get his azz off. Usually, airlines offer passengers special accommodations when they overbook the flight. I’ve witnessed an airline give a passenger  a $1000 stipend and a free hotel room in order for the passengers to voluntarily give up their seat on a plane. It seems that the staff at United were like “hell knaw, we just gonna pick an older, Asian gentleman to beat down so our employee can have a seat.” What’s really disturbing is how they handled the situation. Airlines regularly overbook, but they also offer generous compensation for the inconvenience of being delayed. United said “not today bytch.” Instead of presenting passengers with an offer they could not refuse, the airline instructed officers to forcibly remove the older gentlemen from his seat. My heart dropped when I saw the man bleeding from his nose. During the violent removal, the passenger’s face hit the arm rest. It also appeared as though he may have experienced extreme shock because he started rambling saying, “they trying to kill me.” This is so heart breaking. I tear up every time I see this video.

Although there were people outraged by this incident, there were some individuals who blamed the passenger for not cooperating with law enforcement. I have to admit, I’ve posted a few Facebook and Twitter comments responding to insensitive idiots who thought it plausible for an airline to use physical force to remove a passenger when he was not breaking any laws. There was one individual who said, “well, if you don’t follow instructions from law enforcement, what do you expect to happen?” Its safe to assume that I did not respond in a very mature manner. My comment included labeling this person an insensitive rabid dog who should be put out of his misery because only a miserable, pitiful, and unhappy individual couldn’t see how this situation was mismanaged.

Today, after United Airlines was dragged for the horrific piece of shyt they are, their stocks dropped significantly, and rightly so. You can’t treat people like shyt and think there won’t be public outrage by posting the evidence on Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube. You can no longer act a damn fool without some random person catching it on video.

I am boycotting United Airlines and will NEVER fly with them again. Since we are on the topic of shytyness, I can not stand their flight attendants. I understand that their job is to ensure that the passengers follow their safety instructions, but why do United flight attendants have such horrible attitudes? During one flight, I forgot to put on my seat belt, and this stank azz flight attendant got an attitude and stankedly told me to buckle up. I understand that I forgot, but bytch do you have to talk to me like I fcked your boyfriend and got pregnant? Never again. Fck United!



Donald Trump Supports Bill O’reilly Amid Sexual Harassment Settlement

The two perverts are two peas in a pods.

The President of the United States has hit a whole new low by publicly supporting Fox News host and fellow pussy grabber, Bill O’reilly. Although we don’t really know what happened between O’reilly and the women he allegedly sexually harassed, it was disclosed that there was a $13 million dollar pay out to silence his accusers. Are we really surprised that O’reilly was accused of harassing women?

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I am ashamed that I used to watch Bill O’reilly’s show some years before he started being a total douchbag-van-fck face. Since the election of President Obama, O’reilly started his hate speech and calling his guests “thugs” and other racially charged identifiers. He would talk shyt about minorities, harshly judging people as if his shyt don’t  stank. His ratings increased with each guest he eviscerated on his panel. As he became more wealthy and successful, his arrogance emboldened. This man has had the #1 news show for years, of course he thought he could say and do whatever he pleased.  This is a man who allegedly instructed a police commissioner to investigate a fellow police detective because he was having an affair with O’reilly’s wife. This is a man who allegedly dragged his wife down the stairs by her neck. This is a man who lost custody of his children because they did not want to live with his abusive azz. So, why in the hot hell is President Man-Baby publicly supporting O’reilly after declaring April the month of sexual assault awareness?

Since the news broke about Bill O’reilly’s existence as a flaming pervert, FOX has been hemorrhaging sponsors like its that time of the month. Huge companies are pulling their ads because of the immoral nature of O’reilly’s behavior toward women. It’s common sense that advertisers would protect their brand by disassociating themselves from the FOX news anchor/sexual predator. Since our president is an immoral creature from the planet moron, he publicly stated, “I don’t think he did anything wrong.” Well of course not! Trump has bragged about sexually assaulting women, and when he got caught on tape, his explanation was, “that was locker room talk.” Trump is a narcissistic megalomaniac who probably doesn’t even believe in sexual assault; he believes that because of his status, he can violate women however he wants with no repercussions. I personally believe he declared April Sexual Awareness Month because he wanted to get a response from the media, be it negative or positive.

Despite the Trump Troll defending his fellow sexual predator, SOME Americans are still defending the orange twat on Twitter and Facebook. What stings is when women defend men like Trump and O’reilly. There are plenty of Trump supporters so brain washed that any negative reports are considered FAKE NEWS. It’s not fake news just because you don’t like the information. There was a settlement reached in O’reilly’s case, which suggests that something happened and there was proof that an incident occurred. Fox news and Bill O’reilly are very wealthy, so if these claims were unsubstantiated by evidence, they would have drowned the plaintiff in paperwork until they could no longer pay the legal fees involved with a civil suit. O’reilly supporters really have a short memory because he has had a sexual harassment complaint before. In 2011, O’reilly allegedly told a previous accuser that she should use her vibrator as a “stress reliever.” What a fckn prick?

People are now wondering, will this be the end of O’reilly’s career, especially since some of his advertisers were like “good riddance woman molester, we ain’t about that life?” For now, my answer would be a resounding NO! Despite the monetary settlement and bad publicity, O’reilly’s big head azz is still on television. The failure of the  network to remove O’reilly from their right-wing roster is all about money. FOX most likely paid the settlement because they can easily recoup $13 million with the remaining advertisers. There are probably many companies waiting for their chance to advertise on the most watched network in America. So its sad to say that O’reilly’s job at the FOX network is pretty much guaranteed no matter how many women he harasses or law suits he settles.

O’reilly had the gall and audacity to tweet an advertisement for a podcast about faith and Jackie Robinson.  We know you don’t practice Christianity, and we know you could care less about Jackie Robinson. Fck O’reilly!

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The gall and audacity doesn’t end with this Tweet. O’reilly, the perverted, tried to come for Don Lemon, who also had to tell Bill that he ain’t about that life. Good ol Bill thought it wise to tweet that Don Lemon refused to cover the none sense story about Susan Rice amid the president’s administration trying to deflect from colluding with and being Putin’s man-btch. Don had to get him straight real quick.

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I’m going to continue to pray for our country on the weekends; during the week I am too tired and too angry to be a Christian (just joking). Stay Tuned!


Tomi Lahren Goes Down

Tomi Lahren is unemployed and I don’t feel bad for her stank azz.

Just to get it out of the way, THE BTCH GOT FIRED!

But I have to give sis some credit, she has made an impact in the lives of racist bigots who sit on their couches everyday collecting welfare and enjoying their Obamacare; no matter that these are the same bigots who voted for an orange sexual predator who vowed to take away their health insurance and replace it with…not a damn thing.

Tomi Lahren’s famous viral rant where she criticized Colin Kaepernick for peacefully kneeling at an NFL football game, and her whiny little rants about our Queen Beyonce, launched this angry little tart into social media heaven. She has millions of followers who savor the hateful jargon she uses in her low-budget productions. I visited her Facebook page once and never returned. There are so many angry people who despise people of color on her page, and that may have been the aim from the start. Look at Donald Trump, his hate speech propelled him into the fckn White House. Just like Trump, she panders to the worst in our society. Colin Kaepernick exercised his right to free speech and this shallow, retched troll attacked him for it. There is a major problem in our country when addressing racial issues and this biotch basically feels like persons of color should be grateful that we are allowed to even take part in American society.

When the news broke that this stank azz  hoe-btch was fired from her neo-natzi conversative news outlet,The Blaze, I felt bad for her because they fired her for her views on abortion and limiting government in women’s healthcare. She should pat herself on the back for that sporadic, common sense realization while sitting on a panel at The View; however, this btch will not get any sympathy from me. The continuous rantings that symbolize exactly what many bigoted Americans felt about non-white people in this country was disgusting and I can’t believe people refer to the United States as a Christian country founded on christian values.

Since I am a Christian on the weekends, I feel inclined to forgive this shallow broad for all the nasty things she’s ranted about on her show. Maybe she was encouraged by her media outlet to be more provocative in her opinions in order to generate millions of followers. No matter the reason, she thought it pertinent to ignore social and racial injustices in our country, and resorted to taking a hard-right stance.

Well, fck you Tomi Lahren. I’m not happy that you lost your job, but I’m glad that I don’t have to see your angry face on my Facebook time line, or be tempted to read the hateful comments that people leave on your page. If anything, this should be a learning moment for you. Conservatives preach limited government, but they make an exception for policing women’s bodies. Since you are pretty young and undoubtedly naive, men don’t want you to have an opinion that goes against their oppressive ideology. At the end of the day, you were fired because you are  a woman who tried to give your personal opinion and about a controversial issue. They didn’t want your brain, they wanted a blonde robot who would intice audiences with your “personalty” while spewing a language that very unintelligent Americans can understand.




GOP Health Plan Collapses, Trump Acts Like Baby Man

Today Americans won and their healthcare remains in tact.

Last night I prayed for our country and asked God not to allow the orange baby-man to strip 24 million Americans of health care. Today, He answered my prayers, and I’m pretty sure millions of American prayers. Trump and the Republicans introduced a bill, The American Healthcare Act, that was immoral, and would have catastrophic consequences to the poor, the middle class, and senior citizens. I think we all know someone who has costly health issues. We have individuals struggling with cancer, and cancer survivors who are living with the aftermath of chemotherapy and surgeries. No matter the cost to American lives, the orange baby man wanted to push through with this catastrophic healthcare bill and not because it would benefit Americans, but to make him look like he’s fulfilling campaign promises. Well, governing is totally different from running a campaign Mr. Orange President. You have to make decisions for those other than yourself and your millionaire and billionaire peers.

I was watching Rachel Maddow last night, and she covered Americans begging their congressman not to take their Obamacare because without it, insurance companies would drop them due to their health conditions. I couldn’t help but feel their pain. The problem here is, Donald Trump doesn’t understand real American problems. Its the teacher who suffers from Lupus, or the construction worker who was injured on his job and can no longer work. Trump’s life is all about trips to the “Winter White House” and golfing with his corporate buddies, and allegedly getting pissed on by Russian hookers. Exactly what does he know about the working man and woman? What does he know about the cancer patient who still has to work to ensure chemotherapy is covered to stay alive? He knows nothing and cares about no one but himself.

I’m gonna go out on a very short limb and say Donald Trump had no idea how horrible this 17458231_1258528550863380_1754286319214807254_nhealthcare bill was for Americans. He has been chilling and just allowing Paul Ryan to manipulate his dumb azz into just presenting anything. As long as Trump can do the fun things, like play in a Diesel Truck on the White House lawn, he could care less about what horrific laws or policies that the Republicans place on his desk to sign. He just wants to be popular and worshiped. Want proof? Why is his dumb azz still doing rallies? I mean come on! You have won the most powerful position in the world. You lied and conned your way to the top, but you still won the White House. There is no need to prove yourself, because you won. The American people are footing the bill for you to fly to whatever destination you please for recreational purposes. We get to finance protection for your wife and your son who reside in New York City. And lets not pretend, we know you and your wife are separated because your 70 year old azz goes over seas to allegedly get pissed on by Russian hookers.

In the end, I blame the portion of Americans who thought it smart to vote for a conman reality star who refused to releases his tax returns, and who they heard bragging about grabbing women by their kitty cats. You thought this individual was distinguished enough to be the President of the United States? You thought this man who ran a campaign of hate and division would some how care about your health, your struggles, your family?

On the day that everyone voted, a reporter interviewed a woman who said that she voted for Trump because she had an autistic child at home, and she wanted to make sure that healthcare was available. She trusted that Trump would put her needs first, and he would make sure that her child had all the services he needs. Well, I have a son that has autism and I would never depend on a conman to deliver any type of benefits for my child. He does not care about your child. I looked at this woman sideways. Are you that gullible? What has Donald ever done to show that he has compassion for poor and middle class Americans? He spoke about building a wall, he spoke about getting rid of illegals, and he spoke about curing inner cities of violence, not understanding that all black people don’t reside in the inner cities. This man never gave you his plan to improve healthcare, he just told you to trust him and the benefits would be “bigly.” Well, after the orange twat grabber was elected, people filled the streets with their signs to show their disapproval of Trumps travel ban and his healthcare plans…after YOU voted for him.

17309462_10154371749366179_3702519822082413808_nToday was a win for all Americans, but there is still a lot of damage to be done. Trump was your choice because you didn’t want Hillary and her email server problems in Washington. Well, lets hope Trump doesn’t start selling off parts of the United States to Russia to keep them from releasing evidence that he colluding with them to rig the election against Hillary. Lets hope that the self-serving conman with  no class make decisions in our best interest and not Putin’s. People are scared because they can no longer sleep comfortably in their beds at night because they know that Orange Twat will start the next World War via Twitter. Bet y’all missing “no-drama” Obama right about now.




Donald Trump Russian Ties?

The Congressional hearing confirmed that Donald Trump is a liar.

Over the past few weeks, since the presidential inauguration, our government has transformed into a reality television show. Every day the media floods us with these conspiracy theories regarding Donald Trump and his ties to Russia. Donald Trump has been busy tweeting his way into his first Congressional Hearing. Exactly why some Americans can’t understand why we are frightened that this man is the actual President of the United States?

We learned a lot from the FBI during the Congressional hearing on Monday. Donald Trump and his Russian ties have been under investigation since July, 2016, the same time the FBI was looking into Hillary’s email server. I think its reckless that the FBI failed to share this information with the American people, as he did with Clinton’s emails. James Comey is such a twat for withholding such information, but what’s done is done.

The Congressional hearing also taught the American people that our President is a pathological liar. He recklessly tweeted that President Obama wiretapped Trump tower during the election. First of all, if you are aiming to make a serious allegation, wouldn’t it be pertinent that you at least call a press conference. The media is literally at his beck and call; he could have the entire press corp to show up at three in the morning to make his untrue allegations. The problem with Donald’s allegation is he tried to lie on the wrong person. No one in their right mind believed the “no drama” President Obama wiretapped Donald Trump. Even right wing Republicans were looking at Donald sideways like “get the fck out of here.” The reason no one believed Trump, putting politics aside, people trusted Obama because he was genuinely a great and trustworthy person. People were not afraid that he would do anything insane or embarrass the United States.

Although many Americans tuned in to the hearing just to here Comey refute Trump’s wiretapping claims, the subject of Russia and the Trump campaign were the main focus. Personally, I doubt seriously that they will find a smoking gun that ties directly to Trump, unless one of his associates snitches for a plea bargain to escape the punishment for espionage. Comey admitted that there is an ongoing investigation into the matter, and he wasn’t able to provide any significant information, but in retrospect, he was able to comment about Hillary’s email. What a fckn douche bag! I also wonder why is the investigation taking so long? If there is no evidence substantiating the claims of collusion with Russia, why is the FBI taking their sweet damn time telling us so? As soon as we know that Trump’s campaign is in the free and clear, we can move on the addressing the next conspiracy theory that starts due to Trump’s 5 AM tweets.






Don’t Let Your President Get Your Ass Whooped

The country didn’t expect Donald Trump to win the Presidency, but he won fair and square.

The country didn’t expect Donald Trump to win the Presidency, but he won fair and square. It is time to move forward and give him a chance to fulfill all the nonsense he promised during the campaign. It’s not clear if he will follow through with all promises made, but what is clear is the fact that closet racists, alcoholics, and drug addicts have all decided that since Donald Trump is the president, that it’s okay to subject people of color to their racism and utter rudeness.

These two videos are not the only ones featuring Trump supporters going smooth off because they feel discriminated against for being white. Again, this is Trump’s America and he ran on a nationalistic platform. But I’m gonna say this clearly, don’t let the president get your ass whooped because you acting ignorant. If someone approaches me talking crap about Trump and I’m not at work, I’m gonna start screaming at the top of my lungs and yell, “Help me, save me from the deplorables.” Yeah, I said it. These basket cases are deplorable human beings and will eventually run into the wrong person. There are many people who have no problem with being arrested for assault. However, violence will not solve anything, but it will damn sure make you feel good in the moment.




I haven’t written on my beloved blog for a while now because I have been experiencing a long-term numbing since Donald Trump ran as the republican candidate and eventually elected president of the great USA. I know that not everyone agreed with the policies of Prez Obama, and may not agree with Hillary Clinton, but goodness gracious, voting blindly for an orange buffoon is rather extreme.

At this time, most Americans have absolutely no clue what Prez Trump will do when he is sworn into the highest office in the world. Even the idiots that voted for Trump have no idea about his policies or his intentions once he gets into office in January 2017.

I won’t judge the idiots that voted for Trump, but I do want to remind the idiots that they have chosen a candidate who does not plan to reside in the White House because he is used to living in more extravagant dwellings, and will continue to run his business through his children, and greatly benefit from the office in which he has been elected.

No matter the business conflicts, some Americans decided that Trump will do a better job than Hillary Clinton. Donald Trump has dedicated his life to living a certain type of life style and probably will not sacrifice his lifestyle to run the country. He only ran to get the title, now it’s time for the real politicians to run the country while he attends fancy dinners with dignitaries who will give donations to his various properties. The American people have elected the most brilliant con man of our time. He has swindled uneducated idiots into believing that they are in his league, when he was born with a silver spoon sticking out of his azzhole, and is so far removed from the plight of the working man and woman.

What I do respect about this election is that so many prejudices have been placed on the forefront of our democracy. Trump brought forth a movement of white nationalists who felt as though they were being neglected in a country that was stolen from the indigent beings who were in our country first. They voted in droves to demonstrate that they have a voice, and that voice said that we want a white male leader who is an ignorant buffoon who may be experiencing the early signs of dementia…but whatever biotches. If you wanted a con man for president, you got it. I just hope those who voted against their interests don’t get screwed in the process.


Secondary Trauma

I’m tired today!

I try to keep myself in check, cuz I know that the things that come out of my mouth may offend or confuse many. Life is just so complicated that at the end of the day, drinking a single glass of wine is the only outlet that allows me to decompress…once the babies are soundly asleep in their beds of course.

There is so much happening in our country, in our world. In the US, there is so much racial tension, and throughout the world, innocent people are being murdered by terrorists. I have such a heavy heart today. I’m thinking about all those people murdered by a single evil psychopath. Adults and children taken from this world so abruptly, it causes people thousands of miles away to become so exhausted with the struggle of life on this planet.

We weep for the lost souls, but then we have to deal with our own realities. Suffering secondary trauma in your day to day life isn’t so much fun. When you have a career that interacts with the public in certain circumstances, you sometimes lose faith in humanity. You get a front row seat to the lives of individuals who live outside the norm, and you are stuck with making life changing decisions that affect those who you barely know.

Oh well! So much exposure to secondary trauma, so much exposure to the politics occurring in our country, and you almost train your brain not to care anymore. As the world becomes more violent, you learn to adapt to the madness. You learn to adapt to  the frequent loss of human beings that you don’t know personally, and you try to live in a world where violence against our fellow humans is the norm.

I’m tired today! But maybe tomorrow is a better day!



Donald Trump vs. Ruth Bader Gingsburg

Ruth Bader Gingsburg doesn’t like Donald Trump as the republican candidate.

I understand that chief justice, Ruth Bader Gingsburg, is an older woman set in her ways, but she was the culprit in starting this firestorm of political drama this week. I guess frustrated with the state of the presidential campaign, Gingsburg criticized the Donald in a way that of course prompted a major tantrum from the #whineylittlebitch.

Gingsburg went so far as to say, “He is a faker. He has no consistency about him. He says whatever comes into his head at the moment. He really has an ego. … How has he gotten away with not turning over his tax returns? The press seems to be very gentle with him on that.”

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Oh snap! She called him out #BIGLY!

In usual Trump fashion, Donald behaved like a #whineylittlebitch, acting as if the woman hurt his orange little feelings.

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Trump responded by stating, “For someone on the Supreme Court who is going to be calling balls and strikes in the future based upon whatever the next president and Congress does, that strikes me as inherently biased and out of the realm.

Trump has also questioned her sanity and has requested her resignation from the bench…all laughable as millions of people across our great nation think Donald Trump is suffering some form of dementia or mental illness.

At the end to day, its safe to say that the Chief Justice doesn’t give a flying fck about how people respond to her comments. Her appointment as chief justice is a lifetime appointment. No wonder why she could care less about offending anyone, especially Donald Trump.


Still Voting for Hillary?

Hillary lied! She lied to the American people about her damn email server. Hillary assured America that she did not send confidential or top secret emails through her private server. FBI’s director, James Comey, made it clear that she sent multiple emails that were “top secret”, and then went so far as to claim that she “may have” been hacked in the process of using this email server. This is damaging news to the Clinton campaign, no doubt.

Ok, here is the tea! Director Comey said “no charges are appropriate,” which also means that she is not a criminal, just someone who said “f@*k the rules, I’m a Clinton.”If she were a regular employee at a regular job, she would have been wrote up or recieved a verbal reprimand…or maybe even terminated from her position.

I believe that Hillary lied her azz off regarding the email server, and they proved this information after spending millions of tax payer dollars. Am I surprised? Hell knaw! Am I still voting for Hillary? Hell Yes!

At this point in the election process, when there are two candidates full of bull shyt, you have to choose the lesser evil. Hillary lied and politicians often tell the public lies, especially during an election cycle. But there is nothing that Hillary can do at this point to make me vote for Donald Trump. The man is an orange, stubby little character who is often whining about how the media treats him. Bill Maher described him so elegantly, calling him a #whineylittlebitch.

It seems that every speech Donald Trump blesses us with, he sounds like a raving lunatic verging on senility. Just today, he was making a speech and had to stop in the middle of the speech to acknowledge an insect flying by, and proceeded to calling the insect Hilary Clinton. Take a look and have a good laugh.



When you just don’t give a f#ck!

frankly-my-dear-i-don-t-give-a-damn-8I think there comes a time in your life where you could care less about bull shyt. The small things no longer matter and you learn to say “I don’t give a flying fck about what anyone says.” You start to let things just roll off your back and move on. I think its a significant stepping stone to get to that place where you are no longer easily offended because at the end of the day you no longer care about other people’s bull shit.People with attitudes…that’s their problem. People with complaints…that’s their problem. People got a problem with you… fck em, that’s their damn problem too. Not mine! Oh well! No significant reaction from me necessary.


Joe Scarborough Goes In Biotch!


Meme of the Day!


Too Soon Maybe?


Election Shenanigans

While I’m on my work and school hustle, I can’t help but to listen to the election shenanigans going on in our country. Donald Trump always seems to rile up the masses with his crazy and racist rants, and Hilary Clinton has a gnat for boring the hell out of the masses with her dry commentary and overly conservative wardrobe.

Oh the Donald never lets me down with his orange tantrums and racist rants. Do I believe that he is a racist? Well, can’t we all say that we have some racist tendencies? The problem with Donald Trump is that he tends to let the world know his thought processes. He recently called Judge Gonzalo Curiel, who is presiding over his Trump University case, a “Mexican” and accused him of being biased because of his affiliation with “Mexican” organizations. Sigh, Sigh, Sigh. Donald, please get a grip on reality. Since your business venture of Trump University is a damn scam and you’re losing in court, you want to change the subject and start with the race bating. The poor judge he attacked wasn’t even from Mexico, he was born in Indiana, and his parents were immigrants from Mexico. Either way, attacking someone’s heritage because your ass is getting kicked in court is classless.

Furthermore, are we really surprised that Donald Trump is having one of many tantrums that he has demonstrated throughout the election process? This is the same guy who recently called the one African American supporter in a crowd “my African American.” Trump has no business in the political arena and his continuous rants and inappropriate comments tells me that he has no filter. Normal people who go to work everyday have learned to have a filter. Sometimes I want to tell people at work to kiss my azz, but since I want my job, I have learned to keep my mouth shut. Donald Trump should listen to his advisors and learn to shut the fck up and say the normal bull shyt that respectable presidential candidates bore us with every four to eight years.

So, maybe Hilary is a lot less insane than Donald Trump. She has lived in the White House while her husband got his junk molested by the intern. She has experience as a Senator and Secretary of State. Her resume looks better than Trumps, if you’re the type of person who cares about someone having experience for the job at hand. Problem with Hilary, she bores the shyt out of EVERYONE and her dry speeches makes me want to jump a near by cliff. We can complain about Donald and his crazy azz, but at least we know that Donald will at least keep our attention with his irate and outlandish responses to the media. However, no matter how much she bores me, she may still get my vote. I am quite normal and understand that having the right experience is important when running a country. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t entertain myself with the candidate’s flaws. I hate to say it, but Clinton just doesn’t excite people like Bernie Sanders or Barack Obama. I know some people only voting for Hilary because they think Bill Clinton is sexy as fck.

The Hilary scandals are just as significant as Donald’s. If you are a stickler for email reform, Hilary may not be the candidate for you. I am so sick and tired of hearing about this woman having an unauthorized email server.Well let me share some shyt with you…I could care less about some damn emails. I’d rather her having a secure email server than Donald Trump scamming people out of thousands of their life savings on some damn Trump University. The other scandal, well it involves this woman’s wardrobe and the cost of her suit jacket. She allegedly wore a jacket that cost $12, 495 during the New York Primary. Yeah, that’s a bit much. Will it change my mind to vote for Trump…no.



Americans with half a brain can see that this whole Donald Trump movement is about as silly as…well lets just say it’s pretty silly. The Republican Party is usually a highly collaborative machine, spouting identical sound bites and other nonsense. Whatever negative things we can say about Republicans, they tend to stick together…until now.

Its pretty sad that Republicans are rallying against their own. Donald Trump is wiping the floor with his opponents, and yet Republicans are meeting behind closed doors trying to oust the Donald as the Presidential Nominee. I have a problem with that, but I understand why they are shaking in their boots. Donald Trump is presently an embarrassment as a candidate; other countries must look at our process and shake their heads collectively.

Donald isn’t the only embarrassment. Marco Rubio and all of his personal attacks on Donald Trump is getting quite old. We know that Donald Trump is a fraud and a con man. We know about Trump University and his various failed business ventures. At this point, Rubio just sounds like a whiny little weakling having a tantrum, as he is losing badly in the race for the White House.

There are currently rumors that there will be a contested Republican convention. I believe that the Republicans are having a heart attack knowing that the man, with the alleged big hands, will be their representative. So there are rumors that Republicans are having secret meetings in order to devise a plan to bring down the big Trump. Will Republicans succeed in defusing the Donald’s fiery fire? Who knows! A portion of America has spoken, they want Donald Trump as their next President.As I say such a statement out loud, I just shake my head in disbelief. People scream that they want their country back…just to hand over the reigns to a man whose hair resembles a flattened tumbleweed. This man has no real agenda. At least make something up.

Back to the backroom deals and plotting. Republicans may find a way to ensure that Donald Trump doesn’t represent our country. This is probably the first time in a long while that I have agreed with Republicans doing dirty, conniving, and under handed shyt just to get their way. We can’t possibly get stuck with this moron for the next four to eight years. Lord help us…



Donald Trump is Victorious

Donald Trump is victorious and I’m appalled, disgusted, and devastated! Can we agree that some of our fellow Americans have lost their collective minds voting for Donald Trump? Although elections are all about candidates spewing their rhetoric for the sole purpose of getting elected, but Donald Trump has absolutely no agenda and mostly importantly, no class.

Out of the GOP candidates, how can Donald Trump be the most qualified. This man is a clown whose only stage should be on his reality show. He is a raving lunitic who resorts to name calling like an ill tempered school girl.


President Donald Trump…Just no!

Donald Trump has absolutely no inkling of class and has no business on a podium spewing his nonsense. Some of his Republican colleagues tolerate him because they are from the same gang, and wear the same colors…but mostly, you can see the utter disgrace in the eyes of every Republican once they’ve seen or heard yet another ridiculous rant by Mr. Trump.

His antics may draw a few chuckles from the crowd, but can he demonstrate just a smidgen of the grace and professionalism that our current President and First Lady have as they represent our country phenomenally? I think not.

No one wants a raving lunatic representing their country. Can you imagine those puckered lips screaming at the Prime Minister of Britain because his tea was too cold, or go to war because they don’t have the right kind of toilet paper in China? I do. And as insane as these examples might be, there is nothing more insane than even uttering the words, President Trump. Just No!



Failing at Anger Managment

There comes a time in our lives when we lose our ever loving mind because we have taken on too much responsibility that we can realistically bare. Let us not forget the sleep deprivation and the long days at the office.

Honescropped-images.jpgtly, I am effing exhausted! We choose our
own lives and our own paths, but that doesn’t mean that we are capable of fully negotiating the goals we have set for ourselves.

No matter how much you want something, sometimes you just ain’t gonna get it. I wish that I worked in a place similar to that of Texas. No matter the goofy, and embarrassing politics, working in Texas means a lot more than other places. I can genuinely say that I loved my work environment and made some life long friends.

However, when you’ve grown up in such an environment your entire life, moving to another state with different cultural expectations and values can leave you in a state of culture shock and sadness.

Getting on the matter at hand! Failed Anger Management? Another symptom of sleep deprivation and functioning in too many roles simultaneously is Anger. Right now, I think that I have said “I hate all human beings” at least twice a day for two months. It has become a pathological fixation on nonsense that makes me want to verbally lash out and purposely hurt someone’s feelings. Problem with that is, underneath the pathological anger shyt, there is this kind hearted person who is constantly apologetic for raving and behaving like an utter lunatic.

During my drive to work, the good days only include me screaming “fck you” at the top of my lungs when abruptly cut off by some weird looking miniature car that probably only runs on sea weed and cow shyt.

On days when I’ve only had a few hours of sleep, I become more suggestive with the middle finger. Recently, the amount of expletives dropping from my mouth have even stunned me. Where is all of this anger originating from? Your guess is as good as mine.

What I am sure of is that I feel peace at home with my babies and my awesome husband. Or shall I say my awesome fussy husband who probably fusses at me daily about things that I see as trivial. He is such a good husband and dad though that I can’t really complain. He is my rock. We are solid. But my anger outside the household is atrocious and it needs to be addressed.

If you don’t know how to treat an anger problem, these have been the most successful strategies of managing my anger:

  1. Understand that your anger should not be put on display at work: I’ve found that listening to really inappropriate music filled with expletives has a calming affect. You want to know why? Well, If I’m jamming Eminem, I can count on his lyrics to to address any insane problem I’m having that day. He raps about murder…though I don’t want to murder anyone, but at least giving me a visual from the music is entertainment. It serves as a distraction from the trivial shyt going on in my life.
  2. Ok, there really is no number two. I’ve resorted to listening to the most violent and ghetto music in order for me to at least pretend that someone knows my struggles. But really, how can a gangsta rapper know how it feels to write a dissertation proposal that has been plaguing your existence for almost two years?
  3. I try to  bombard my husband with my angry rantings and he seems to check out at some points. I guess if I were in his shoes and my wife only spoke the language of “fck that bitch, he gets on my fckn nerves, and this is my favorite…”well they can go and fck themselves with something hard and prickly”, I would rather check out too.

It has recently come to my intention that I chose a career that I hate, but that also challenges me. I love my career depending on the day. If I’m just out visiting with clients, I’m good. Most of the time I am listening to their nonsense. Other times, I’m trying to remember when my next facial, manicure, and pedicure is due.

And let me not forget to go in on these idiots who for some reason think its appropriate to complain about every fucking thing at the office. Dude, you are not there to live and give birth, you are there to work and not irritate your fcking coworkers. There are some fields that should not be so adversarial. Everyday there is a constant battle between good and evil at the job. I hate when people whispering when we all can still hear your ass BECAUSE WE ARE IN CUBICLES. And then there are the days when I hear some bull shyt that is so annoying and trivial at the same time that I just want to tell the perpetrator, “just go the fck away.”






Morbidly Obese and Still Beautiful? Bih Where?

After having a few babies, and struggling with the adversities of life, your weight may fluctuate through the years. Sometimes hitting the gym just isn’t in the cards when you have to pick of two small children after working full time, and still have to get home to do research for a dissertation. So, its safe to assume that I am a curvy woman. Thick in the areas where it counts I guess. There is nothing wrong with loving yourself no matter the size, but when I look at this video, all I see is someone who struggles to get up a flight of stairs, and who is obviously lying about her blood pressure. This heifer said that her blood pressure was at “athletic levels.” Bih stop lying! When my weight starts increasing, my blood pressure shoots through the roof and I start hearing my heart beat in my ears. No way in hell she is healthy at 400 pounds. Then this Bih said her number one goal in life is to reach 500 pounds. Well good luck with getting laid. There are some men who are turned on by morbidly obese women, but exactly what avenue the guy will take to get the cookie is beyond me. 

While the “model” gorged herself with odd combinations of food items, she stood around naked most of the video. It’s cool to love your size, but why show your naked azz for the world to see? There are plenty of big beautiful women who demonstrate their bountifulness while properly dressed. She said after high school she went straight into “online work”. Well what ever happened to attending college, or a trade school, or anything else other than eating for a living?

Now, the mother may have some untreated mental health issues here. This loser encourages her daughter to be weird and icky online. When I gain weight, my mother is the first to say, “ooh you din’ gained weight, boo boo.” No way in hell would she encourage me to gain weight, take off my clothes, and post half naked pictures on the internet. And let me say this, if my mother found me eating for money online she would beat my grown naked azz and drive me down to the nearest university to get an education.


Hand Holding Perpetrators

Photo by http://www.harpyness.com/
Photo by http://www.harpyness.com/

This isn’t a post hating on those who are deeply in love and can’t help but show public affection, but just my random thoughts about holding hands in the dumbest places. The month of love is months away, but I have noticed many couples flaunting their undying lust/love in public. I think its sweet that grown azz people hold hands and swing their little arms excitedly while doing the most mundane things.

Today, I saw a couple holding hands at the bus stop. Like really? Its damn near 100 degrees outside, but y’all locked up like its paradise. I guess that’s what love does to you sometimes. Sweating, musty, but holding hands nonetheless. Later in the day, there was a hand-holding couple leaving the local Rite Aid, and they pranced to their car full of children like it was Christmas. They apparently went in the store for some feminine products, and were in love…while picking out the cheapest brand of tampons? I don’t know. I guess its sweet, but do we have to be subjected to the happy prancing couples holding hands while ordering food at McDonald’s, or getting their oil changed at Jiffy Lube? My favorite…couples holding hands at the local food stamp office. If I were applying for food stamps, I wouldn’t be holding anyone’s hand, I would be pissed the hell off from being hungry.


I Gives Zero Effs About Your Shyt…Blog Trolls Gonna Learn…


Let me sip this tea right quick…

As an avid blogger I am aware that my views and experiences may cause others to take offense or…get their panties in a bunchy roll up the crack of their azz. But however much I offend you, you can always just tear your eyes away from my blog and seek out another more soul fulfilling blog that generates that euphoric feeling you’re desperately searching for. Nothing on my blog will ever be about fairies and unicorns, this is all me and my life experiences, so if you don’t like it, then tear your stank azz and move the hell on. I am a grown azz woman, I don’t need anyone trying to shame me for what is on my mind. If I had a bad day with someone, say…a person with Borderline Personality Disorder, then I’m gonna blog exactly how i feel and what my experiences were with that person. I am not making this shyt up. So if you don’t like it…you know what the hell to do. WordPress got a million and one blogs dedicated to making you feel all mushy inside, but my blog is not the one…cuz at the end of the day, I’m not getting paid not one red cent for this shyt here.

I’m always up for a good debate, but don’t try to check a sistah because you think you know better. I am an expert on my mother effing life, meaning I don’t need you are anyone else trying to correct my shyt. Blogging is MY outlet as a doctorate student, wife, mother, and professional woman. So excuse me if I don’t take everyone’s feelings into account when I’m ranting about my day, or my past, or anything in my mother effing universe. I am all for having a conversation about sensitive topics, but come at me correct and don’t think you will have the last word on my effing blog because best believe it won’t happen. I will go straight critical on your azz in a second. Move the hell on and do you while I continue one of the few outlets I have as a very busy person. Goodness. You swear I was infringing on people’s rights to be crazy the way these people with BPD coming at me. But hell, keep em coming because I gives zero effs about naything you talking ’bout. REAL TALK!!!


Borderlines are the Antichrist


Time to serve some tea…

Since living in California, I have run across some of the weirdest folks on the planet. Let me just say this…the weird ones are the most honest and genuine. It’s the posers that I have to look out for these days. The fakes, the inauthentic, the personality crooks are the ones destroying the world around us. I love when someone can just come out and say exactly what they are thinking without feeding me a plate of bullshit. Let me know the real you is all I’m saying, and from there I can assess whether you qualify as a friend or foe.

I go on this rant because I experienced a situation years ago when a close friend turned out to be a common psychopath with Borderline Personality disorder. Although I come across these types of folks working in my particular field often, I’ve never met someone who was an identical twin to the chick in the movie “Gone Girl” until this chick walked her massive ass into my university. For all of you who aren’t hip to the mental health lingo, a person with borderline personality disorder is very sophisticated in manipulation and are experts in drawing in potential victims under the guise of friendship. The first few encounters are euphoric, as you dare to release your most inner thoughts to this new pleasant and loyal friend. Those with BPD will use your weakness against you just to fulfill whatever goal thats been stiring in their warped brain.

So as I was saying about this borderline bitch who victimized me to a point where people who I had known and loved were turning their backs on me because this sophisticated little borderline was such a cunning genius. I thought I had found a life long friend, but in the end, the people I cared about would spit on my grave on account of this tawdry little hoe-bag. She was able to infiltrate my inner circle, plant the seeds of destruction, and sit back while I simmered in misery. She fooled everyone. But the thing about borderlines, people always see the big picture in the end. After your relationships have been fragmented and you are defeated by the exhaustion of defending yourself, people start to see what you were fighting all along. As soon as you let your guard down, the Borderline bitch, guts you for all you’ve got for purposes of making herself feel better. Borderlines often try to make themselves out to be victims. They elicit sympathy from unsuspecting bystanders by drawing people in with their attractive personality. As long as the borderline perceives you as an alley in their emotional trainwreacked-universe, you will remain in their good graces. You will be shielded from their utter destruction until next time. But if you try to establish yourself as a prominent individual, their anxiety is heightened, and self-preservation as the queen or king bee is kick started.

Self-preservation for a borderline is much more intense than regular folk. Borderlines intentionally establish themselves with a specific profile that serves as their personal signature or persona to draw in unsuspecting victims to fulfill their positive self-esteem quota. If you’ve ever interacted with a borderline, you are aware that they have very low self-esteem and often turn to drugs, eating disorders, or promiscuity to fill a dark empty hole that is their soul.

In my borderline’s case…it was an eating disorder…meaning her big ol’ ass was unable to say no to warm donuts at 2 AM. No matter how many friends she held hostage with her captivating personality, she was always in “destruction mode” when an individual wanted to exercise their right to be a unique individual.


Humans Are Full Of Shyt

I learn valuable lessons on a daily basis regarding those around me, and I have concluded that humans are full of shyt and can kiss my ever loving azz. From the time I step into the office, till the time I am grabbing my shyt to get out of that place, it seems that the entire world is full of chaos for those eight to ten hours. Goodness gracious, what the hell is wrong with people being so fcked up at life in general. I mean, damn, who ever says to themselves “today will be the first day of the end of my life” because they are just that committed to fcking it up royally.

Today I had the honor of witnessing a man at the convenience store have an entire conversation with himself. I couldn’t make out what he was talking about, but he was engulfed in this very animated interaction. I have to think to myself, “exactly what event occurred in his life that the end result was having random conversations with himself at the local Rite Aid?”

I pondered awhile today about some random shyt and I just wanted to share my frustration.


Angie Stone crushes Britney Spears


Who wore it better? Angie or Britney…lmmfao


Sharing Shyt on the Internet


I just think people shouldn’t share everything on the internet. Found this today on Pinterest and was speechless. I guess info graphs are helpful but I was eating when I came across this shytfograph…lmao.


Is Kylie Jenner a Treasure Troll?

Yes, I’m hating and I know it, but come on…Green hair and brown suede in the summer time. Kick rocks Kylie!



On that Rita for the 4th of July


Happy 4th of July. I’m getting toasty, how about you?


Happy Ratchet 4th of July


Welp, no words are needed here. She letting us know that she the baddest bytch to wear turquoise.  Lmao


Bitch Better Have My Money…A Mommy’s Reaction

Thought I was watching a typical video until I unconsciously said, “awww shyt” out loud while bumping my newborn to sleep. I think my mouth hit the floor the first time they showed the poor lady tits hanging out while tied up in the back of Rihanna’s brand new foreign car. How disrespectful it is to strip someone naked and let them hang from the ceiling of a damn barn like a farm animal’s carcass. Damn!

Am I the only one loving the fact that her mates in this video look just as deranged as she does. The part of the video when the wife tries to call out for help and the awesomely deranged mate nonchalantly hits her upside the head with a beer bottle…was fckn everything. I’m fckn in love with this damn video.


Facebook Posts Have Struck Again: Nicki Minaj and Bill Cosby?

Nicki minaj

I just can’t stop laughing. These people on Facebook are some of the most creative peeps on the planet. Never in a million years would I have thought to combine these two in the same pic. LMMFAO…


What happened to Kim Kardasian’s Azz


As usual my savvy Facebook friends share some of the most bizarre realities, and now I’m sharing them with you. This photo features Serena Williams with a natural azz, and Kim Kardashian with some type of monstrosity or tumor hanging from hers…lmao


Photo Response to Gay Rights



I found these cool images on Facebook.


Gay Rights…SuperGirl Advent!

Today is a historic day for all Americans…

I didn’t have a personal stake in the decision for gay rights today, but I want to say congrats to all who are impacted by this decision. I’m from the south so I know many people who are enraged at this point. It’s hilarious to see these Facebook posts. When I started seeing comments that included Sodom and Gomorrah I politely exited Facebook and went about my day. It’s not the end of the world people, get over it.

I’m no Gay person or advocate, but what someone does in their bedroom has absolutely nothing to do with me and my family. People should be able to live their lives without judgement from me, who is far from perfect. I am a Christian and my heart tells me to leave this matter to God because I am a sinner like the next man. We can sit here and argue about what the bible says till the cows come home, we live in a nation where there is supposed to be a separation of church and state, so there was absolutely no legal basis for denying any entire group of people the right of marriage.

Now lets get to the responses from the Conservatives because you know they are about to come up with the most ignorant azz shyt you will ever see and hear on this matter.

I laughed from a very healthy place when I heard this nonsense. Ted Cruz actually said “Today is the Darkest 24 Hours in our nations history.” Well, I’m pretty sure I can come up with a few examples that could be considered worst than granting healthcare to Americans, and allowing gay people to marry each other. It was a pretty dark day when some racist idiot murdered nine people while they were having bible study. So excuse me Mr. Cruz if I can’t co-sign your bull shyt like Hannity did throughout this interview of you whining like a little bytch. I’m waiting for the responses from Bill Oreilly and the rest of the conservative horde to give their biases/hateful opinion about the SCOTUS decision. Maybe Fox News will leave the United States and relocate to Canada. Let them deal with all the hateful shyt spread by this crap network.


The Tea With Opinionated Mommy: Why Won’t Rachel Dolezal Just Go Away?


The Tea Is Served: The media and everyone from celebrities to so-and-so’s baby daddy has had an opinion regarding Rachel Dolezal’s ethnic identity. She has made her rounds to the news outlets, accept Fox, and we are now more confused than we were when she was first confronted by that rude azz reporter demanding to know her race.

We have not learned a darn thing about Rachel accept that she continues to live in her own dimension and even being confronted with reality has not changed her mind about being black. Now that we know that she will continue to identify as Black, can we move the hell on and get a damn pedicure already. I don’t understand why people continue their outrage and surprise. This woman obviously has some issues. Her parents also have their own issues with their biological son standing trial for allegedly being a damn child molester.

I just want us to move on and let this woman live. Yes I agree that she is a pathological liar and nothing she says is credible, but at the end of the day she isn’t hurting any of us. More commentary or “breaking news segments” aren’t necessary at this damn time geesh…


What did you learn about the Rachel Dolezal Scandal?



The Tea With Opinionated Mommy: Facebook Timeline Confessions

imagesThe Tea Is Served: I am getting so sick and tired of people posting all of their personal shyt on Facebook Timeliness. Checking my timeline is like taking a long dark journey through the most deranged thoughts and confessions of the mentally ill. There are posts about getting azz, washing azz, and eating azz on my timeline. To think that I have so many FB friends who are experiencing such adversity…and have the nerve to share this garbage with the world.

Ok…let me stop lying, checking my Facebook timeline is sometimes the most entertaining part of my day, as people have no filter when they are behind their computers and mobile devices. And for some reason, people are getting into Facebook Wars and want to share just how pissed off they are at a friend or relative. My favorite are the passive-aggressive posts in which the pissed off person avoids using a friend’s name, but that friend is fully aware who that post is directed towards. Peep this recent post:

“If any motherf**kers have a problem with me come and see me instead of doing all that bumpin’. I ain’t the one bit*h. If you feel like I’m talking to you than you a guilty motherf#$ker.”

Just let me say this, these people who are having Facebook wars and confessions, are still friends with their families and coworkers. It’s safe to assume that they are also getting these horrific posts in their timelines as well. Do better people!

The Most Ridiculous Confessions on Facebook





Rachel Dolezal Pretended to Be Black

This topic is perplexing as I have never met one white person who has lived their lives pretending to be Black. I have met white people who assimilated themselves into Black culture due to environmental factors such as residing in a predominantly Black area, but never to the extent as Rachel Dolezal. I have read many comments on #Blacktwitter and I have to say that my response was more of pitty than anger.

Rachel Dolezal may have some identity issues, and she may be mentally ill, but nothing is sadder than your own parents exposing you on national television. I understand that they may feel hurt that she has identified a black man as her real father when both of her parents are white, but dang, they have sparked a nation-wide debate involving their own daughter. My question here is, what happened between Rachel and her parents for her to abandon the identity of her own family? Not only will her story be investigated, so will the parent’s story. What occurred in their family that instigated the identity change?

Yes, there is some backlash on #blacktwitter calling for Rachel to lose her position as the president of the NAACP. Despite what people may think, the NAACP allows persons who are not Black to serve as president, the problem is she misrepresented herself . Usually when politicians gain office under false pretenses, the public demands that the person resign. At this time, Rachel’s position as the president of her local NAACP continues; however, she may have alienated those who voted her in as president. I personally want to know more about her journey in changing her racial identity and what part does her parents play in this situation?

Now as for people calling this #transcolor and #transracial and comparing this situation to Bruce Jenner’s transition, you can kiss my ever loving behind.


The Prancing Elites Project: Episode 4 and Kentrell’s Protruding Gut

Surprisingly I have fell in love with Oxygen’s Prancing Elites Project and can’t stop watching these males dancing their little hearts out in sequined leotards and flesh toned tights. When the promo commercials were airing I was like, this is gonna be so damn entertaining. My husband, on the other hand, just shook his head and turned away from the television. Most straight men aren’t fans of the show, but so what, that’s their problem.

If you haven’t tuned in, the show follows a dance team of men who perform in women’s uniforms and costumes . Their dancing style is similar to that of female African American dance teams that perform at the university level. The team struggles to book gigs and is often faced with criticism and disdain. Some of the earlier episodes document the constant rejection from parades and events that female dance teams are historically dominant. However, the show isn’t all about the struggles of gay men in leotards trying to be accepted in society. The amusing and flamboyant personalities of each team member elevates the show to an entertaining commodity.

Kentrell’s Protruding Gut

Moving on…Episode 4 thankfully discussed an issue I have been having since the show aired. Kentrell Prancing elite 4has this firm and intimidating stomach that protrudes through all of his leotards. I used to be on a drill team in high school and when purchasing our costumes and uniforms, we had to take into account the weight and shape of each girl. Well, the Prancing Elites keep wearing these skimpy azz uniforms that are quite damaging to Kentrell’s appearance. During their performances I am consistently distracted by his elephantine girth. When episode 4 aired I was relieved that the team members had the courage to speak with him about his protruding gut because this fan was like DAMN!

Dancing Elites on Oxygen


Piece of Burger from Burger King

The viral video of the moment is our very own green haired Avatar-looking fellow who has made the quote “peace of burger from Burger King” #pob, a popular hashtag on Facebook and other social media outlets. My first response was, what the hell? and oh my lawd!

Courtney Barnes is seen giving his account of a police involved car accident and decided that he would deliver a rather flamboyant rendition that has captivated the public. In addition to his ambitious performance, he wore neon green weave harnessed through a baseball cap and a drawn uni-brow outlined in gold eyeliner. Let me repeat that…”…and a uni-brow outlined in gold eyeliner.” LMAO!

Yes he is a character and this performance seemed rehearsed, but maybe he is just a natural born performer. Courtney has been a contestant on So You Thing You Can Dance. Maybe show business is in his future; but for now he is a viral phenomenon and unofficial spokesperson for Burger King (lol).

Honestly, I have laughed so hard at Courtney Barnes til tears were dripping down my face. The absolute best quotes from home-chick’s outrageous interview:

  • “…I was actually going to buy me a piece of hamburger from Burger King. and I just stopped right in the middle because my hunger just went away.”
  • “…and the police car just a twisted around like a tornado girl!”
  • “…this police officer just don’t know if he’s gonna make or if he’s gonna tap out.” (While mouth hangs open an awkward amount of time)
  • “…Lawd be with this young man…he need a blessing.”

Fifty Shades of Grey streaming on Amazon

Photo by Ian Gavan
Photo by Ian Gavan

The riveting and sexually explicit film, Fifty Shades of Grey, has made its streaming Amazon debut and is currently available to all the skeptical movie critics who refused to purchase a ticket at the box office.

The initial reviews of the movie were mixed among professional critics and general movie watchers. The critics aggressively attacked the film for a lack of chemistry between the main characters, while regular folk, mainly women, were relatively satisfied with the production.

I was one of those skeptical critics who decided to wait for the streaming version, assuming that the movie was just a tawdry visual replication of the ghastly written novel. If fans of the film are completely honest with themselves, Fifty Shades of Grey is an assemblage of mediocre actors who appear naked in compromising positions without the presence of a significant story line. The directors of the film were heavily dependent on the steamy sex scenes without properly formulating character dynamics. Sex sells, but the lack of a credible story line to fill the void where substance should have parlayed has been detrimental to the credibility of this film.

The characters were flawed individuals who undoubtedly could have used a bit of therapy to sort through their pervasive neuroses. Christian Grey is the most qualified candidate for intense therapeutic intervention, as his character experienced sexual abuse as a minor, and subsequently continued a relationship with his abuser as an adult. He has an inability to engage in healthy relationships, choosing to hang consenting women from the raptors of his million-dollar penthouse in nothing but bare skin and fury handcuffs.

Anastasia Steele may not have suffered childhood abuse, but she definitely struggled with her own ubiquitous distress. She is a twenty-something student who commits to engaging in an erotic relationship with an emotionally handicapped man, and complains when her expectations of a loving relationship are not brought to fruition.

The overall production of the film was quite disappointing and not worth the few dollars it cost on Amazon. We all love sex scenes, but we also enjoy feeling connected to the character and the story. But what did we expect from the movie when the book was so atrociously written?


The Tea With Opinionated Mommy: Uneducated, But Privileged

Uneducated, But Privileged…Your tea is served…

imagesI was honored to witness a phenomenon that most people have not witnessed or choose not to witness because this discussion makes some people a little uncomfortable.

In my journey as a doctoral student I enjoy studying the minds and behaviors of individuals who I have never encountered in life. I have a firm belief that we learn from our associations with people no matter their cultural influences.

Have you ever met someone who felt as though the fortunes of life were owed to them without putting in the necessary work to fulfill what others have accomplished? We see it all the time on television, but actually witnessing the nonsense up close and personal is rather daunting.

Excuse Me While I Serve This Tea!

I have class so of course the identity of this person will remain anonymous while I proceed with this tirade that has been pooling in my entire being since our first encounter.

Due to cultural stereotypes, people may look upon me and think that I have about six kids, barely a high school education, and the recipient of food stamps. There is no offense here. I understand the hypocrisy of our country, and it has become the norm in the lives of African American women.

I am thoroughly offended when some hoe-bag who ain’t got shit to her name aim for something higher in life without sacrifice. You may have hit the “sugar daddy” lottery and had your entire life paid for with the luxuries of “the Jones”, but that doesn’t erase the reality that you maintain a hood-rat persona, despite the pigmentation of your skin.

A highly educated person, because of her race can be mistaken for a hood rat, but a bimbo living hood rich without a pot to piss in is viewed in a different light. Many might not know what it’s like being an educated African American woman living in America, but I bet its a totally different experience than what other women of differing ethnicities endure.

Before coming after the job that I have stayed in school over a decade to possess, please at least get the basic foundation first before rendering me inept. I was doing this job before you even decided that you needed that GED to possess your little $10 an hour job. I’ve broke my back, upset my family, and sacrificed the happiness of my family to possess what you think you can handle without the proper education. Please! I need some bytches to stay in their lane.


Lesbian forgets she’s not a dude

Lesbian forgets she's a dude

Lesbian forgets she’s not a dude!

There are no words to express the hilarity of this photograph.I have no qualms about lesbians flaunting their stuff, but this is going a little too far gay or straight. What I don’t understand is how the guy in the picture thought it would be a good idea to take a photo with a woman who purposely has her breasts hanging as if she is one of the guys. She is still a woman and should have known better. Maybe she was smoking that “stuff” that day.


Genital Mutilation in Failed Relationships

small-penis-cartoon2No matter the reason, criticizing the penis is hitting below the belt. There are many women who use it as a weapon when the relationship fails. Let’s stop the genital mutilation tactics during crucial times in relationships; it’s a total cliche and in the end, criticizing the penis makes you look like a fool and ruins any chance of reconciliation in the future.

It’s not the size of the ocean

Let’s be real, for realz here. Weren’t you the one who bragged to your messy ass girlfriends that “It’s not the size of the ocean, but the motion of the ocean..or lotion…whatever?” That was your justification for accepting a relationship with a man you loved; and with a man who wasn’t necessarily well endowed. Don’t use this flaw against lil-penis just because of bitterness, it’s the worst insult a man can hear from someone he once loved.

Best of Twitter Today: Rihanna and Lupita

When the movie coming out?

Twitter made me smile today because two of my favorite people were spotted, and now everyone wants a new movie featuring these two Diva’s. Whomever drew the sketch is a genius. This is a Twitter treasure.

How To Draw A Cartoon Tutorial

Bored? Participate in a YouTube tutorial…

I participated in this tutorial when I was bored as hell last weekend, and I was pretty proud of myself. It was so relaxing!

Bubble Gum Diva

Bubble Gum AFRO

I couldn’t find the artist of this illustration, but if you click the photo you will be routed to the website where I found this awesome illustration. This is so fukn cute!

The Afro Diva

I really took to this picture because I love natural hair. If you click the picture you will be taken to the artist’s website.