Political Adventures

Happy 4th of July: Trump’s America

Happy 4th of July in Trump’s America! Trump’s America is a down-right scary place to live, but it’s also the funniest and most entertaining place if you seek comfort in political news with a comedic twist.

The ‘Don’t F With’ List

Lifestyle politics is just as important as presidential politics. There are people in our lives that you must isolate yourself from in order to maintain a positive self-image and mental well-being.

I barely have time for Trump Tariff Chaos

I Barely Have Time For The Trump Tariff Chaos

I barely have time for the Trump tariff chaos. He doesn’t understand that basics of trade and should only be the president of his underpants, not of the United States.

Americans are dreamers too

Americans Are Dreamers Too: Accept American Dreamers Aren’t Fleeing Ice Agents

Trump’s State of the Union Address was overshadowed by his statement “Americans are Dreamers too.” It’s problematic when Trump’s followers

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Government Shutdown: Donald Trump is Asleep While Senators Continue Negotiations

The government has shutdown bytches; and President Trump probably went to sleep angry because his annual gala at the Winter

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Donald Trump Targets Amazon and United States Postal Service

Donald Trump, our President and slice of moldy lard, targets Amazon and United States Postal Service. Why does he continue targeting American companies and government agencies?

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Top 10 Funniest Donald Trump Insults of 2017

Just for fun, I compiled the 10 Funniest Donald Trump insults of 2017. We all agree that Donald Trump is a sack of shyt, but you will be surprised that their is a theme of insults that differs greatly from our past President, Barack Obama; whose insults were more racially motivated. Donald Trump’s insults were often sexually based, which demonstrates how some Americans view him as a perverted swamp turtle.

Republican Tax Bill: More for Republican Donors and Less for Regular Americans

Republican Tax Bill: More for Republican Donors and Less for Regular Americans

The new Republican Tax Bill benefits the millionaire republican donors and means less for regular Americans. This tax victory is a

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Alabama: Political Truth

Although Doug Jones won tonight, fuck all Alabamians who thought it a swell idea to vote for an alleged child molester, a racist (with a Jewish attorney), and an overall creature of Satan’s flaming bowels.

The Alabama Senate Race: Will Alabamians Elect The Alleged Sexual Predator, Roy Moore?

Will the citizens of Alabama vote for Roy Moore, an alleged sexual predator? Of course they will, Donald Trump is also a disgusting senior citizen and Americans voted for his loose dentured azz.

Trump Makes “Pocahontas” Slur at Navajo Event: Stop Making Excuses for this Infantile Infected Twat

Immediately after a Navajo Code Talkers Event at the White House, the twat [Donald Trump] apologists wanted to minimize the President’s racial slur, asserting that the American people should be accustomed to hearing the leader of the free world speak like an infantile, infected twat (Not that infected twats speak, but whatever!).

Would You Have An Affair With Donald Trump?

Let’s just put the question out there. He is the most powerful man on the planet right now, and he has chubby, but swift twitter fingers. He has a gold-plated apartment and billions of dollars at his disposal. He’s authorized to wipe entire countries off the face of the planet with nuclear weapons. Considering this information, would you have an affair with Donald Trump?

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