Childhood Trauma and Spiritual Resilience

Just Be...new religious and motivational bookThere are a plethora of books chronicling the lives of victims who have experienced severe childhood trauma; nevertheless, the author of the book, “Just Be”, was endowed with the strength of the Lord to share her spiritual testimony about her experiences of severe childhood trauma and familial discord. Continue reading “Childhood Trauma and Spiritual Resilience”

Fuck Alabama

Let me explain!

Although Doug Jones won tonight, fuck all Alabamians who thought it a swell idea to vote for an alleged child molester, a racist (with a Jewish attorney), and an overall creature of Satan’s flaming bowels. Continue reading “Fuck Alabama”

The Alabama Senate Race: Will Alabamians Elect The Alleged Sexual Predator, Roy Moore?

 Will the citizens of Alabama vote for Roy Moore, an alleged sexual predator?

Continue reading “The Alabama Senate Race: Will Alabamians Elect The Alleged Sexual Predator, Roy Moore?”

Why Are Democrats Such Pussies?

Why are Democrats such pussies?Why are Democrats such fckn pussies? It seems that they never want to be on the wrong side of the issues, and desperately want to be known as the “do-gooder party”. We don’t want Democrats to be do-gooders and pushovers. Please start playing as dirty as those greedy bastards of the Republican party. Continue reading “Why Are Democrats Such Pussies?”

Trump Makes “Pocahontas” Slur at Navajo Event: Stop Making Excuses for this Infantile Infected Twat

Today at the White House, the Twat-Secretion-In-Chief hosted an event honoring the Navajo Code Talkers. Everything was proceeding well until our senile, half president referred to Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas. Continue reading “Trump Makes “Pocahontas” Slur at Navajo Event: Stop Making Excuses for this Infantile Infected Twat”

Cosplay While Black: Not Just For Getting Nasty

There are indeed African American/Black Cosplayers who enjoy the subculture for the versatility of transforming themselves into super and magical beings. It’s not just for getting nasty in the bedroom, yall. Well, I guess men wouldn’t mind going to bed with a sexy woodland elf or flexible superhero in red stilettos. Continue reading “Cosplay While Black: Not Just For Getting Nasty”

Inappropriate Thoughts Fueled By A Sangria Mix

img_2709Charles Manson is in the hospital with some mysterious and hopefully painful illness, and Donald Trump is probably somewhere being nasty and inappropriate with his chubby twitter fingers up the skirt of some random Russian prostitute. When do these horrible human beings just stop being a pain in our azzes. Goodnight!

Would You Have An Affair With Donald Trump?

Let’s just put the question out there. He is the most powerful man on the planet right now, and he has chubby, but swift twitter fingers. He has a gold-plated apartment and billions of dollars at his disposal. He’s authorized to wipe entire countries off the face of the planet with nuclear weapons. Considering this information, would you have an affair with Donald Trump? Continue reading “Would You Have An Affair With Donald Trump?”

The Live-In Man Whore With No Work Experience But Properly Laying the Pipe

I can’t be the only one who watches the day time court shows where women meet man-whores off the street or online and eventually allow him to move into her home with her five kids a week later, because his pipe laying skills puts her in a  satiating sexual comma after fifteen minutes of pure and raw physical ecstasy. Continue reading “The Live-In Man Whore With No Work Experience But Properly Laying the Pipe”

The Professional Woman and Sequin Ballet Shoes

I have accepted that blogging continues to be a therapeutic outlet for the anger that builds inside of me from the daily nonsense that I endure from general daily hassles, careers, and family. We are so connected to social media and are exposed to the many tragedies that occur around our country and the world due to technological advances, I’m surprised there aren’t hordes of people sitting on a therapist’s couch right now suffering with Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Continue reading “The Professional Woman and Sequin Ballet Shoes”

Impeach Trump at Walmart?

I would be elated if American citizens were able to impeach Donald Trump at Walmart while doing their weekly grocery shopping. Continue reading “Impeach Trump at Walmart?”

Would You Piss in a Pee Pee Contraption?

The pee pee revolution has swept across the internet via sites like Wish and other websites originating from China. Every ad that I see that involves pissing, has some weird looking device that you put against your genitals to release your inner moisture. Do people from China believe that we have no working pissing facilities, because I have seen several different versions of pissing contraptions around the net?
My question to you is, would you piss in a pee pee bag or contraption? Here in California there are some avid campers who are happily frolicking in the woods and interacting with nature. What happens when you’ve walked too far from the outdoor bathroom and you can’t hold your piss any longer? You take out your piss contraption and hide behind a tree to get your business done, right?
This may sound like great invention for lady campers and those who are on the road a lot, but I would rather wear an adult diaper where I can piss and shyt as many times as I like, and then clean up my mess when I get back to the outdoor bathroom. Who wants to pull down their pants, and underwear in public, and piss in a tube? And if you’re camping, what if some dangerous insect bits you in the azz? There are no benefits to using this product.

And lets not forget the legal implications of exposing your genitals in front of small children campers. You’d be labeled a sex offender for the rest of your life. Just say “no” to pee pee devices. Next time you’re at the beach, just go sit in the sea and piss where no genitals are shown and its culturally acceptable.

Would You Be Friends With A Witch?

I’m gonna get myself into trouble with my Christian friends and family, but I was randomly thinking about judgmental people, and since Halloween just passed, I wanted to pose the question, “Would you be friends with a witch?” Continue reading “Would You Be Friends With A Witch?”

Halloween Zumba on Meth

I’ve been regularly participating in Zumba at my gym since July, and I’ve gotten pretty good at shaking my azz on my journey to health and fitness. When I saw that there was a Zombie Zumba at the local university for Halloween, I decided to take on the challenge and get my exercise on.

I dressed like my favorite female s-hero, Wonder Woman, and was feeling like 100%. I was gonna walk into that Zumba class and show them how to really shake azz with pizzazz. I made a home-spun blue cape and lined it with gold scotch tape. Of course I topped my costume off with my gold and red Zumba skirt.

My good friend accompanied me to the class and we were ready to show these college students that we can still hang. Well, the instructors were so hyped and energetic, neither the students, me, nor my friend could hang a damn nail. There were just too many damn routines to remember, and dammit the class made me feel unhealthy and old as dirt. The instructors were tag teaming each other, taking turns with their terroristic Zumba moves. Before I could finish one move, they had already completed a shake-it squat combination. Since it was obvious that I couldn’t complete the moves with pure totality, I decided to make up my own routine and continued shaking my azz as usual.

I have to admit that it was the best work out I’ve had in a long time, but we decided it was time to throw in the towel when the instructors started adding several leaps to the routines. I was so engulfed in making my costume for the class, I never thought I would actually be extremely exhausted after the class.

I could barely get out of bed the next morning for work. Those instructors were either invincible super heroes, or they were on some type of super Meth. Either way, it was pleasantly exhausting, and soooo much fun.

Zumba has been a positive journey for me to get in shape without getting bored. At my age, health and fitness it important, seeing the results from my dedication to Zumba has inspired me to continue every week. It has become a healthy lifestyle that makes me feel younger and more energetic. Try it out y’all.

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Petty Zumba Incident

meme 1I’m not going to admit to being a negative person, because I’m not, but ever since declaring my journey of positive reflection, the negativity has grown like a cancer. Its like, when you are faced with the opportunity to maintain a positive outlook on a situation, you want to just knock the shyt out of people.

Last week in Zumba, I was so proud of my progress at shaking my azz that I decided to migrate to the front of the class closest to the mirror and the instructor. I had my cute little azz-shaking skirt on and everything. I knew the routines and knew I was about to kill it. Well, this ol stank azz hoe came and stood right next me. There was absolutely no more room for her to come to the front; however, she squeezed her no-azz-at-all azz right by me. Of course since I am trying to be nice and positive about everything, I smiled and said hello. But in the back of my mind, I was like, “bytch I will fck you up.” And yall, even when I was nice to the block-shaped h0e, she ignored me like I had taken her assigned spot. She really thought I was about to move; well unfortunately, I haven’t gotten too deep into my positivity journey that I would have moved my recently-fine-azz for this ol rank h0e. So I stayed and shook my azz so hard and made her see the contrast between me, someone who belongs in the front, and her, someone with no azz to shake and no personality for Zumba.

As I wrote this blog, I recognized that the entire situation was petty as fck and I need to be ashamed of myself. LMAO!

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The Social Media Diet

img_2074I’ve recently had to put myself on a social media diet in order to prevent myself from going totally insane with the stresses of life and the state of our country. I’ve had to do a little trimming of people and organizations that I follow on Facebook to prevent “Breaking News” stories from plaguing my time line.

There is only so many times a day I can care about the new Kardasian love interest or baby daddy.

And everyone knows that politics is my thing, but I have stopped following CNN and any political affiliated Facebook page. There is only so many times I can call our president an unnatural and disgusting freak of nature. And there is only so many times I can get into Facebook debates with idiots who have no moral foundation.

I just want to discover something that makes me happy and also means something to me. This blog has always allowed me to express my anger at the world, but throughout the years of writing this blog, I have never posted about what makes me really happy.

Its been a week of partaking in this social media diet and I must say, I have started opening my mind more and enjoying other endeavors. If we really think about the daily goings on in our lives, social media takes up more than five hours of our day. We are constantly checking our Facebook pages and looking for pictures from our friends and frenemies to see who is doing better at life.

We often forget that social media is a gate way into only the good moments of our lives. Who posts pictures about a bad break up or when you are taking a huge dump on the toilet? We glance at these fabulous moments and we hope and wish that some day we will have a wonderful relationship like a friend or relative, not knowing that some individuals are experiencing domestic violence and even going through a divorce. Life is more than live feeds and filtered photos. I will still continue to use my Facebook to stay in contact with friends and family, but I refuse to get so immersed in the story of the day or the intricacies of other people’s lives that I forget to live.

 

 

Blog Break

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With the current state of our country, and the stresses of life, I decided to take a break from blogging. I found that constantly blogging about our horrible president and race relations in our country was causing me mental fatigue. So glad I was able to get a little rest. I’m back though, and ready for my harsh criticism and the general adventures of life.

I’m still hating my job, but at least I have one for now. I have to be grateful that I am gainfully employed, although my employers don’t really appreciate the long hours and effort I put in to my job.

I would like to add that I am utterly disgusted right now regarding our citizen’s reaction to silent protests by our athletes. They are only bringing attention to racial inequality and yet some people are making the protest about disrespecting the American flag. But anyway, I won’t go into another full rant tonight.

 

Athletes Kneeling Offends, But Donald Trump Acting Like A Dotard Is Acceptable

In the three months that I have been gone from my blog, Donald Trump‘s behavior has become more irate and disgusting. In addition to Donald Trump being a total azzhole, our fellow Americans have also demonstrated that they too harbor the same racist tendencies as the simple narcissist.

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Colin Kaepernick started a silent protest some months ago, which ultimately caused him to be blackballed from the NFL. Colin clearly explained his reason for not standing for the National Anthem; however, recently, our disgusting President called the protest disrespectful to the American flag and veterans. Anyone with a brain knows that the protest was to bring attention to police brutality and racial inequality in America. NFL football players are just as patriotic as the racist and idiotic fans.

It seems that no matter the topic, Donald Trump is always willing to throw fuel on the fire as a deflection from his own poor performance as president. The situation with North Korea hasn’t been resolved because Trump keeps calling Kim Jong Un fukin “Rocket Man.” I understand that Americans wanted someone different to “drain the swamp,” but couldn’t y’all have picked someone with a brain, a smidge of empathy, and not being a bigot would have been a plus. So since you want to “make America Great Again” we are stuck with a dotard who continues having rallies after he won the presidency.

We can’t forget his recent faux pas of not giving a flying shyt about the brown Americans across the “big water” in Puerto Rico. And yes, our disgusting president actually said “big water” during a speech about the government’s slow response in assisting the Americans of Puerto Rico. He had the damn nerve to tweet that…

“…they want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort.”

Now, let us not forget that the Americans of Puerto Rico were hit with two hurricanes, not just one like Texas and Florida. Does Donald Trump not understand that people were starving and thirsty, and had just lost everything. If his orange stank azz was caught in the middle of Puerto Rico with no money or the secret service, his azz would be balled up crying in a ditch somewhere. Where is his empathy? And why is he having twitter exchanges while American citizens are dying?

He was more concerned about Black athletes kneeling for the National Anthem when he could have been working tirelessly to ensure that the recovery efforts would be sufficient after the hurricane. Both the people of Puerto Rico and Donald Trump were informed about the catastrophic effects of the hurricane a few days prior. At first, Donald Disgusting Trump and his “administration” did not address the recovery efforts in Puerto Rico, and only when the media started covering his lacking response did he try…TRY…to care. Instead of at least giving Americans a false sense of empathy, he started criticizing a Mayor in Puerto Rico who was begging the President for help.

When does the President grow the fck up? Well, actually, that is the wrong question to ask because he is too old to change. When will the Republicans get fed up with his inability to shut the fck up via twitter?  When will the Republicans get fed up with Trump dividing America and bringing us to the brink of a race war in this country? When will someone step in and force this disgusting man-toddler to stop referring to an insane dictator as “little rocket man?” Dont’ worry, I’ll wait.

The Most Celebrated Photo Today…

A good friend sent me this photo because she knows how much I despise Donald Trump and his clan of criminal offspring. Have a good laugh, I know I did!

Do You Hate Your Job?

I used to love my field and my job! I would wake up early energized and with a little pep in my step, and I would go to sleep at night excited for the next day. That was before I had children and a husband.

It’s like there was an entire personality shift that occurred between graduating college and having the last baby. Me and my co-workers used to hang out and talk shyt about our cases. We had girly sleepovers and just stayed up talking about life and randomness. It seemed that every place I went, I met new life long friends and we had a ball.

Now, I take my sweet time in the morning, dreading to walk in those doors to deal with the constant bytching and moaning that comes with the job. Not even putting in much effort for socializing, not giving a flying shyt. I’m exhausted. I’m just trying to make it through the day without cussing or throwing my shoe at the public.

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Toothaches Are Worst Than Giving Birth

Not to diminish the intense labor pains of birth, but I have a major toothache that is so excruciatingly painful that I would rather be squeezing another human being out of my lady-bits than feeling like this. At least when giving birth you’re given the good pain medication. I went to the dentist a few days ago and these damn fools prescribed me some Ibuprofen and Tylenol. Let me not leave out the fact that they were drilling my freaking toothe for over an hour!


I understand that addiction to prescription drugs  is on the rise, but who do I have to slap silly to get a good pain killer for this damn tooth that cost $1200 to fix? If I’m spending my money for a painful procedure, I expect to get medication that will put me on my azz for just a few hours so I won’t be hurting like this.

I have noticed that throughout the years, physicians have been more inclined to prescribe Ibuprofen 800mg for pain. I was even prescribed Ibuprofen after giving birth, but it was taken with a stronger pain medication. I understand that healthcare professionals are skeptical about prescribing controlled drugs, but sometimes they are required. I shouldn’t have to run to Target and rip open an Orajel antiseptic rinse before I get to the checkout line. Hell, I’m in the parking lot right now looking like a crackhead ripping open my BC aspirin packets and desperately consuming the powder.


People are always bragging about how going to the dentist is more pleasant with significant advancements in technology and medicine. The dentist even said, “you’ll only experience a bit of soreness after the procedure.” Well what I’m feeling now is more than “a little soreness.” I have to admit that during my procedure, I felt nothing but pressure; however, afterwards It felt like someone gave me a good azz whooping on the entire right side of my face. No damn Tylenole or Ibuprofen gonna deal with this type of pain. I’m calling and cussing someone out if they don’t prescribe me some narcotics! And no I’m not addicted to prescription drugs, but gosh damnit I’m gonna damage my organs by popping these damn aspirins and Ibuprofen like candy.

Podcast Addiction: The Read

So I’ve fallen in love with Podcasts and I must tell you my absolute favorite is The Read. Continue reading “Podcast Addiction: The Read”

Donald Trump Praised By His “Administration”

Have you guys seen The Children of the Corn? Every time I’m faced with weird shyt, I get a flash back of this movie. Watching Donald’s “administration” sit around a table praising this grown azz man-baby prompted a scary flash back.

Just observe their body language while lying their azzes off about this incompetent sack of hay. The megalomaniac just sat there getting his daily fix of narcissistic pleasure. The people on Facebook reacted in normal fashion and I got all my life from reading these pissed off Americans.

“I Was Elected to Represent the Citizens of Pittsburgh, Not Paris”: Facebook Responds

Oh I had a healthy laugh today! After our orangey president gave a speech about his decision to withdraw from the Paris Climate Agreement, Facebook erupted with gumption.

Top 5 Funniest Trump Memes on Twitter

I always find the funniest Trump Memes on Twitter. It seems that many Twitter Users hate Trump to a point where they don’t mind taking the time to create a humiliating meme. Way to go guys! Here are the top 5 funniest Trump Memes I found on Twitter today! Continue reading “Top 5 Funniest Trump Memes on Twitter”

Wonder Woman: It’s Going Down June 2nd

Some lucky fans were able to get a viewing of Wonder Woman this past weekend, but I wasn’t so lucky. June 2nd it happens… Continue reading “Wonder Woman: It’s Going Down June 2nd”

The Trump Chronicles

I am always proud of my buddies on Facebook who like to senselessly drag the shyt out of individuals who make fools out of Americans. It seems as of late, our own POTUS has made a fool of the US on quite a few occasions.

Continue reading “The Trump Chronicles”

Flight Passengers From Hell

Today, I have flown in an aircraft for five hours, and driven for seven hours for work. Now, I am trying to sleep in a pseudo-cheapo hotel room after having only two hours of sleep on a plane next to two individuals who thought it appropriate to comment on EVERY single aspect of the flight. Continue reading “Flight Passengers From Hell”

Yates: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wittle little Trump doll.

Ya’ll, the shyt has hit the fan, and Donald Trump is probably wetting his diaper right about now. While at work, trying to complete a report due tomorrow, I glanced at my Twitter feed to find that Sally Yates and James Tapper were testifying before a special committee about former National Security Adviser, Michael Flynn. Continue reading “Yates: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wittle little Trump doll.”

Today on Twitter: Prez Trump Grabbed Putin’s Man-Breasts…Without Permission


Chile these people on Twitter are a hot mess. However, Trump did meet with the Russian minister today, right after firing the person investigating him for Treason. Fck Trump!

The White Princess on Starz:  Narcissists, Inbreeds and Sociopaths

I usually don’t do many reviews on television shows, but every once in awhile, I find special gems that I binge watch on the weekends. The last television series I reviewed was for the long and drawn out series, Pretty Little Liars, which I promptly stopped watching because them ho#s never find the villain, A, and I don’t have time for recycled or drawn out story lines. Its hard for me to maintain attention to TV series for too long, but I must say that I am intrigued with The White Princess featured on Starz. Continue reading “The White Princess on Starz:  Narcissists, Inbreeds and Sociopaths”

Political Punditry: Top 5 Worst CNN Correspondents

Due to the political climate in America, political commentators have become the  rock stars of the media elite. Some have emerged as sanctimonious nut jobs, while others have made a name for themselves as opponents of the Trump administration. Continue reading “Political Punditry: Top 5 Worst CNN Correspondents”

Today on Twitter…

Twitter always gives me life when tweeters drag the shyt out of EVERYONE. Poor Trump is the King of getting dragged by the Twitter masses.

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To answer their question, the impeachment is taking so long because some politicians will greatly benefit under a Trump administration, and some are just too cowardly to stick their necks out for the American people.

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Why people are still supporting this disgusting buffoon is beyond me? He bragged about working 24/7 for the American people, and now he just golfs 24/7 and maybe sign an executive order to give the impression that he is doing something monumental.

Isis Trump Images

Chile, Isis still here! The Trumpy Baby-Man sits and pouts about not following through with his unrealistic plan to defeat Isis in the first 30 days of his presidency. What up with that Mr. President?

 

Flight Attendants Gone Wild

Here we go again y’all! Maybe there is something in the water that only poisons flight attendants because they have been acting quite irate lately. In the last few weeks, the media has been plagued with the United Airlines passenger debacle in which airline employees chose a random gentleman to man-handle and then drag off the plane. Continue reading “Flight Attendants Gone Wild”

So Billy Boy Got Fired

I must admit, I’m very surprised that Fox, the news station of the unfair and crazy, fired their most successful host, Bill O’reilly, after getting fed up with his alleged sexual harassment of female coworkers. Continue reading “So Billy Boy Got Fired”

I’m At Work Right Now But…


Just heard Bill O’Reilly got fired with his stankin’ azz. I will go smooth off when I get off from work. But I’m guessing that Fox News were pissed off about Billy being a total sexual deviant/perpetrator. Will be back with more of my rant after this long azz meeting.

Today on Twitter…


This man, my President. I don’t want to sound like a horn dog, but lawd have mercy, goodness gracious he is wearing this damn suit. I’m not used to our past presidents being sexy like this.


Ok, ok! His entire family was there too. I do love the O family though. They just seem like great people. Hope they don’t mind me lusting all over the internet.

United Airlines Passenger Beat Down, Violently Dragged Off Plane

Have you guys viewed the disturbing video of a United Airline customer being violently dragged off an airplane? Users of Twitter and Facebook were outraged after watching the viral video of an Asian man getting his azz whooped for the crime of…well, he didn’t actually commit a crime. Continue reading “United Airlines Passenger Beat Down, Violently Dragged Off Plane”

Donald Trump Supports Bill O’reilly Amid Sexual Harassment Settlement

The President of the United States has hit a whole new low by publicly supporting Fox News host and fellow pussy grabber, Bill O’reilly. Continue reading “Donald Trump Supports Bill O’reilly Amid Sexual Harassment Settlement”

Tomi Lahren Goes Down

Just to get it out of the way, THE BTCH GOT FIRED!

But I have to give sis some credit, she has made an impact in the lives of racist bigots who sit on their couches everyday collecting welfare and enjoying their Obamacare; Continue reading “Tomi Lahren Goes Down”

GOP Health Plan Collapses, Trump Acts Like Baby Man

Last night I prayed for our country and asked God not to allow the orange baby-man to strip 24 million Americans of health care. Continue reading “GOP Health Plan Collapses, Trump Acts Like Baby Man”

Donald Trump Russian Ties?

Over the past few weeks, since the presidential inauguration, our government has transformed into a reality television show. Continue reading “Donald Trump Russian Ties?”

Don’t Let Your President Get Your Ass Whooped

The country didn’t expect Donald Trump to win the Presidency, but he won fair and square. It is time to move forward and give him a chance to fulfill all the nonsense he promised during the campaign. Continue reading “Don’t Let Your President Get Your Ass Whooped”

Numb

I haven’t written on my beloved blog for a while now because I have been experiencing a long-term numbing since Donald Trump ran as the republican candidate and eventually elected president of the great USA. Continue reading “Numb”

Secondary Trauma

I’m tired today!

I try to keep myself in check, cuz I know that the things that come out of my mouth may offend or confuse many. Life is just so complicated that at the end of the day, drinking a single glass of wine is the only outlet that allows me to decompress…once the babies are soundly asleep in their beds of course. Continue reading “Secondary Trauma”

Donald Trump vs. Ruth Bader Gingsburg

I understand that chief justice, Ruth Bader Gingsburg, is an older woman set in her ways, but she was the culprit in starting this firestorm of political drama this week. Continue reading “Donald Trump vs. Ruth Bader Gingsburg”

Still Voting for Hillary?

Hillary lied! She lied to the American people about her damn email server. Hillary assured America that she did not send confidential or top secret emails through her private server. FBI’s director, James Comey, made it clear that she sent multiple emails that were “top secret”, and then went so far as to claim that she “may have” been hacked in the process of using this email server. This is damaging news to the Clinton campaign, no doubt. Continue reading “Still Voting for Hillary?”

Just Be…A Religious and Inspirational Book That Will Change your Life!

I talk a lot of trash on this blog, but today, I wanted to highlight an author who wants to share her story and inspire you to lead a life walking with the Lord despite life adversity. Continue reading “Just Be…A Religious and Inspirational Book That Will Change your Life!”

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