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Yates: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wittle little Trump doll.

Ya’ll, the shyt has hit the fan, and Donald Trump is probably wetting his diaper right about now. While at work, trying to complete a report due tomorrow, I glanced at my Twitter feed to find that Sally Yates and James Tapper were testifying before a special committee about former National Security Adviser, Michael Flynn. Continue reading “Yates: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wittle little Trump doll.”

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Today on Twitter: Prez Trump Grabbed Putin’s Man-Breasts…Without Permission


Chile these people on Twitter are a hot mess. However, Trump did meet with the Russian minister today, right after firing the person investigating him for Treason. Fck Trump!

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The White Princess on Starz:  Narcissists, Inbreeds and Sociopaths

These characters are purely insane and entitled as fck!

I usually don’t do many reviews on television shows, but every once in awhile, I find special gems that I binge watch on the weekends. The last television series I reviewed was for the long and drawn out series, Pretty Little Liars, which I promptly stopped watching because them ho#s never find the villain, A, and I don’t have time for recycled or drawn out story lines. Its hard for me to maintain attention to TV series for too long, but I must say that I am intrigued with The White Princess featured on Starz. Continue reading “The White Princess on Starz:  Narcissists, Inbreeds and Sociopaths”

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Political Punditry: Top 5 Worst CNN Correspondents

Due to the political climate in America, political commentators have become the  rock stars of the media elite. Some have emerged as sanctimonious nut jobs, while others have made a name for themselves as opponents of the Trump administration. Continue reading “Political Punditry: Top 5 Worst CNN Correspondents”

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Today on Twitter…

Let’s see who getting dragged today…

Twitter always gives me life when tweeters drag the shyt out of EVERYONE. Poor Trump is the King of getting dragged by the Twitter masses.

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To answer their question, the impeachment is taking so long because some politicians will greatly benefit under a Trump administration, and some are just too cowardly to stick their necks out for the American people.

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Why people are still supporting this disgusting buffoon is beyond me? He bragged about working 24/7 for the American people, and now he just golfs 24/7 and maybe sign an executive order to give the impression that he is doing something monumental.

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Chile, Isis still here! The Trumpy Baby-Man sits and pouts about not following through with his unrealistic plan to defeat Isis in the first 30 days of his presidency. What up with that Mr. President?

 

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Flight Attendants Gone Wild

Passenger abuse at its worst…

Here we go again y’all! Maybe there is something in the water that only poisons flight attendants because they have been acting quite irate lately. In the last few weeks, the media has been plagued with the United Airlines passenger debacle in which airline employees chose a random gentleman to man-handle and then drag off the plane. Continue reading “Flight Attendants Gone Wild”

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So Billy Boy Got Fired

Fox made my damn day…

I must admit, I’m very surprised that Fox, the news station of the unfair and crazy, fired their most successful host, Bill O’reilly, after getting fed up with his alleged sexual harassment of female coworkers. Continue reading “So Billy Boy Got Fired”

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I’m At Work Right Now But…

I’m working right now but I had to give my two cents…


Just heard Bill O’Reilly got fired with his stankin’ azz. I will go smooth off when I get off from work. But I’m guessing that Fox News were pissed off about Billy being a total sexual deviant/perpetrator. Will be back with more of my rant after this long azz meeting.

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Today on Twitter…

Barack can eat my Easter candy anytime…


This man, my President. I don’t want to sound like a horn dog, but lawd have mercy, goodness gracious he is wearing this damn suit. I’m not used to our past presidents being sexy like this.


Ok, ok! His entire family was there too. I do love the O family though. They just seem like great people. Hope they don’t mind me lusting all over the internet.

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United Airlines Passenger Beat Down, Violently Dragged Off Plane

Fly the friendly skies, but will get your azz whooped if you get out of line.

Have you guys viewed the disturbing video of a United Airline customer being violently dragged off an airplane? Users of Twitter and Facebook were outraged after watching the viral video of an Asian man getting his azz whooped for the crime of…well, he didn’t actually commit a crime. Continue reading “United Airlines Passenger Beat Down, Violently Dragged Off Plane”

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Donald Trump Supports Bill O’reilly Amid Sexual Harassment Settlement

The two perverts are two peas in a pods.

The President of the United States has hit a whole new low by publicly supporting Fox News host and fellow pussy grabber, Bill O’reilly. Continue reading “Donald Trump Supports Bill O’reilly Amid Sexual Harassment Settlement”

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Tomi Lahren Goes Down

Tomi Lahren is unemployed and I don’t feel bad for her stank azz.

Just to get it out of the way, THE BTCH GOT FIRED!

But I have to give sis some credit, she has made an impact in the lives of racist bigots who sit on their couches everyday collecting welfare and enjoying their Obamacare; Continue reading “Tomi Lahren Goes Down”

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GOP Health Plan Collapses, Trump Acts Like Baby Man

Today Americans won and their healthcare remains in tact.

Last night I prayed for our country and asked God not to allow the orange baby-man to strip 24 million Americans of health care. Continue reading “GOP Health Plan Collapses, Trump Acts Like Baby Man”

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Donald Trump Russian Ties?

The Congressional hearing confirmed that Donald Trump is a liar.

Over the past few weeks, since the presidential inauguration, our government has transformed into a reality television show. Continue reading “Donald Trump Russian Ties?”

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Don’t Let Your President Get Your Ass Whooped

The country didn’t expect Donald Trump to win the Presidency, but he won fair and square.

The country didn’t expect Donald Trump to win the Presidency, but he won fair and square. It is time to move forward and give him a chance to fulfill all the nonsense he promised during the campaign. Continue reading “Don’t Let Your President Get Your Ass Whooped”

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Numb

I haven’t written on my beloved blog for a while now because I have been experiencing a long-term numbing since Donald Trump ran as the republican candidate and eventually elected president of the great USA. Continue reading “Numb”

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Secondary Trauma

I’m tired today!

I try to keep myself in check, cuz I know that the things that come out of my mouth may offend or confuse many. Life is just so complicated that at the end of the day, drinking a single glass of wine is the only outlet that allows me to decompress…once the babies are soundly asleep in their beds of course. Continue reading “Secondary Trauma”

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Donald Trump vs. Ruth Bader Gingsburg

Ruth Bader Gingsburg doesn’t like Donald Trump as the republican candidate.

I understand that chief justice, Ruth Bader Gingsburg, is an older woman set in her ways, but she was the culprit in starting this firestorm of political drama this week. Continue reading “Donald Trump vs. Ruth Bader Gingsburg”

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Still Voting for Hillary?

Hillary lied! She lied to the American people about her damn email server. Hillary assured America that she did not send confidential or top secret emails through her private server. FBI’s director, James Comey, made it clear that she sent multiple emails that were “top secret”, and then went so far as to claim that she “may have” been hacked in the process of using this email server. This is damaging news to the Clinton campaign, no doubt. Continue reading “Still Voting for Hillary?”

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When you just don’t give a f#ck!

frankly-my-dear-i-don-t-give-a-damn-8I think there comes a time in your life where you could care less about bull shyt. The small things no longer matter and you learn to say “I don’t give a flying fck about what anyone says.” You start to let things just roll off your back and move on. I think its a significant stepping stone to get to that place where you are no longer easily offended because at the end of the day you no longer care about other people’s bull shit.People with attitudes…that’s their problem. People with complaints…that’s their problem. People got a problem with you… fck em, that’s their damn problem too. Not mine! Oh well! No significant reaction from me necessary.

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Joe Scarborough Goes In Biotch!

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Meme of the Day!

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Too Soon Maybe?

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Election Shenanigans

While I’m on my work and school hustle, I can’t help but to listen to the election shenanigans going on in our country. Donald Trump always seems to rile up the masses with his crazy and racist rants, and Hilary Clinton has a gnat for boring the hell out of the masses with her dry commentary and overly conservative wardrobe.

Oh the Donald never lets me down with his orange tantrums and racist rants. Do I believe that he is a racist? Well, can’t we all say that we have some racist tendencies? The problem with Donald Trump is that he tends to let the world know his thought processes. He recently called Judge Gonzalo Curiel, who is presiding over his Trump University case, a “Mexican” and accused him of being biased because of his affiliation with “Mexican” organizations. Sigh, Sigh, Sigh. Donald, please get a grip on reality. Since your business venture of Trump University is a damn scam and you’re losing in court, you want to change the subject and start with the race bating. The poor judge he attacked wasn’t even from Mexico, he was born in Indiana, and his parents were immigrants from Mexico. Either way, attacking someone’s heritage because your ass is getting kicked in court is classless.

Furthermore, are we really surprised that Donald Trump is having one of many tantrums that he has demonstrated throughout the election process? This is the same guy who recently called the one African American supporter in a crowd “my African American.” Trump has no business in the political arena and his continuous rants and inappropriate comments tells me that he has no filter. Normal people who go to work everyday have learned to have a filter. Sometimes I want to tell people at work to kiss my azz, but since I want my job, I have learned to keep my mouth shut. Donald Trump should listen to his advisors and learn to shut the fck up and say the normal bull shyt that respectable presidential candidates bore us with every four to eight years.

So, maybe Hilary is a lot less insane than Donald Trump. She has lived in the White House while her husband got his junk molested by the intern. She has experience as a Senator and Secretary of State. Her resume looks better than Trumps, if you’re the type of person who cares about someone having experience for the job at hand. Problem with Hilary, she bores the shyt out of EVERYONE and her dry speeches makes me want to jump a near by cliff. We can complain about Donald and his crazy azz, but at least we know that Donald will at least keep our attention with his irate and outlandish responses to the media. However, no matter how much she bores me, she may still get my vote. I am quite normal and understand that having the right experience is important when running a country. But that doesn’t mean that I can’t entertain myself with the candidate’s flaws. I hate to say it, but Clinton just doesn’t excite people like Bernie Sanders or Barack Obama. I know some people only voting for Hilary because they think Bill Clinton is sexy as fck.

The Hilary scandals are just as significant as Donald’s. If you are a stickler for email reform, Hilary may not be the candidate for you. I am so sick and tired of hearing about this woman having an unauthorized email server.Well let me share some shyt with you…I could care less about some damn emails. I’d rather her having a secure email server than Donald Trump scamming people out of thousands of their life savings on some damn Trump University. The other scandal, well it involves this woman’s wardrobe and the cost of her suit jacket. She allegedly wore a jacket that cost $12, 495 during the New York Primary. Yeah, that’s a bit much. Will it change my mind to vote for Trump…no.

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THE GOP VOW TO STOP TRUMP

Americans with half a brain can see that this whole Donald Trump movement is about as silly as…well lets just say it’s pretty silly. The Republican Party is usually a highly collaborative machine, spouting identical sound bites and other nonsense. Whatever negative things we can say about Republicans, they tend to stick together…until now.

Its pretty sad that Republicans are rallying against their own. Donald Trump is wiping the floor with his opponents, and yet Republicans are meeting behind closed doors trying to oust the Donald as the Presidential Nominee. I have a problem with that, but I understand why they are shaking in their boots. Donald Trump is presently an embarrassment as a candidate; other countries must look at our process and shake their heads collectively.

Donald isn’t the only embarrassment. Marco Rubio and all of his personal attacks on Donald Trump is getting quite old. We know that Donald Trump is a fraud and a con man. We know about Trump University and his various failed business ventures. At this point, Rubio just sounds like a whiny little weakling having a tantrum, as he is losing badly in the race for the White House.

There are currently rumors that there will be a contested Republican convention. I believe that the Republicans are having a heart attack knowing that the man, with the alleged big hands, will be their representative. So there are rumors that Republicans are having secret meetings in order to devise a plan to bring down the big Trump. Will Republicans succeed in defusing the Donald’s fiery fire? Who knows! A portion of America has spoken, they want Donald Trump as their next President.As I say such a statement out loud, I just shake my head in disbelief. People scream that they want their country back…just to hand over the reigns to a man whose hair resembles a flattened tumbleweed. This man has no real agenda. At least make something up.

Back to the backroom deals and plotting. Republicans may find a way to ensure that Donald Trump doesn’t represent our country. This is probably the first time in a long while that I have agreed with Republicans doing dirty, conniving, and under handed shyt just to get their way. We can’t possibly get stuck with this moron for the next four to eight years. Lord help us…

 

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Donald Trump is Victorious

Donald Trump is victorious and I’m appalled, disgusted, and devastated! Can we agree that some of our fellow Americans have lost their collective minds voting for Donald Trump? Although elections are all about candidates spewing their rhetoric for the sole purpose of getting elected, but Donald Trump has absolutely no agenda and mostly importantly, no class.

Out of the GOP candidates, how can Donald Trump be the most qualified. This man is a clown whose only stage should be on his reality show. He is a raving lunitic who resorts to name calling like an ill tempered school girl.

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President Donald Trump…Just no!

Donald Trump has absolutely no inkling of class and has no business on a podium spewing his nonsense. Some of his Republican colleagues tolerate him because they are from the same gang, and wear the same colors…but mostly, you can see the utter disgrace in the eyes of every Republican once they’ve seen or heard yet another ridiculous rant by Mr. Trump.

His antics may draw a few chuckles from the crowd, but can he demonstrate just a smidgen of the grace and professionalism that our current President and First Lady have as they represent our country phenomenally? I think not.

No one wants a raving lunatic representing their country. Can you imagine those puckered lips screaming at the Prime Minister of Britain because his tea was too cold, or go to war because they don’t have the right kind of toilet paper in China? I do. And as insane as these examples might be, there is nothing more insane than even uttering the words, President Trump. Just No!

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Failing at Anger Managment

There comes a time in our lives when we lose our ever loving mind because we have taken on too much responsibility that we can realistically bare. Let us not forget the sleep deprivation and the long days at the office.

Honescropped-images.jpgtly, I am effing exhausted! We choose our
own lives and our own paths, but that doesn’t mean that we are capable of fully negotiating the goals we have set for ourselves.

No matter how much you want something, sometimes you just ain’t gonna get it. I wish that I worked in a place similar to that of Texas. No matter the goofy, and embarrassing politics, working in Texas means a lot more than other places. I can genuinely say that I loved my work environment and made some life long friends.

However, when you’ve grown up in such an environment your entire life, moving to another state with different cultural expectations and values can leave you in a state of culture shock and sadness.

Getting on the matter at hand! Failed Anger Management? Another symptom of sleep deprivation and functioning in too many roles simultaneously is Anger. Right now, I think that I have said “I hate all human beings” at least twice a day for two months. It has become a pathological fixation on nonsense that makes me want to verbally lash out and purposely hurt someone’s feelings. Problem with that is, underneath the pathological anger shyt, there is this kind hearted person who is constantly apologetic for raving and behaving like an utter lunatic.

During my drive to work, the good days only include me screaming “fck you” at the top of my lungs when abruptly cut off by some weird looking miniature car that probably only runs on sea weed and cow shyt.

On days when I’ve only had a few hours of sleep, I become more suggestive with the middle finger. Recently, the amount of expletives dropping from my mouth have even stunned me. Where is all of this anger originating from? Your guess is as good as mine.

What I am sure of is that I feel peace at home with my babies and my awesome husband. Or shall I say my awesome fussy husband who probably fusses at me daily about things that I see as trivial. He is such a good husband and dad though that I can’t really complain. He is my rock. We are solid. But my anger outside the household is atrocious and it needs to be addressed.

If you don’t know how to treat an anger problem, these have been the most successful strategies of managing my anger:

  1. Understand that your anger should not be put on display at work: I’ve found that listening to really inappropriate music filled with expletives has a calming affect. You want to know why? Well, If I’m jamming Eminem, I can count on his lyrics to to address any insane problem I’m having that day. He raps about murder…though I don’t want to murder anyone, but at least giving me a visual from the music is entertainment. It serves as a distraction from the trivial shyt going on in my life.
  2. Ok, there really is no number two. I’ve resorted to listening to the most violent and ghetto music in order for me to at least pretend that someone knows my struggles. But really, how can a gangsta rapper know how it feels to write a dissertation proposal that has been plaguing your existence for almost two years?
  3. I try to  bombard my husband with my angry rantings and he seems to check out at some points. I guess if I were in his shoes and my wife only spoke the language of “fck that bitch, he gets on my fckn nerves, and this is my favorite…”well they can go and fck themselves with something hard and prickly”, I would rather check out too.

It has recently come to my intention that I chose a career that I hate, but that also challenges me. I love my career depending on the day. If I’m just out visiting with clients, I’m good. Most of the time I am listening to their nonsense. Other times, I’m trying to remember when my next facial, manicure, and pedicure is due.

And let me not forget to go in on these idiots who for some reason think its appropriate to complain about every fucking thing at the office. Dude, you are not there to live and give birth, you are there to work and not irritate your fcking coworkers. There are some fields that should not be so adversarial. Everyday there is a constant battle between good and evil at the job. I hate when people whispering when we all can still hear your ass BECAUSE WE ARE IN CUBICLES. And then there are the days when I hear some bull shyt that is so annoying and trivial at the same time that I just want to tell the perpetrator, “just go the fck away.”

 

 

 

 

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Morbidly Obese and Still Beautiful? Bih Where?

After having a few babies, and struggling with the adversities of life, your weight may fluctuate through the years. Sometimes hitting the gym just isn’t in the cards when you have to pick of two small children after working full time, and still have to get home to do research for a dissertation. So, its safe to assume that I am a curvy woman. Thick in the areas where it counts I guess. There is nothing wrong with loving yourself no matter the size, but when I look at this video, all I see is someone who struggles to get up a flight of stairs, and who is obviously lying about her blood pressure. This heifer said that her blood pressure was at “athletic levels.” Bih stop lying! When my weight starts increasing, my blood pressure shoots through the roof and I start hearing my heart beat in my ears. No way in hell she is healthy at 400 pounds. Then this Bih said her number one goal in life is to reach 500 pounds. Well good luck with getting laid. There are some men who are turned on by morbidly obese women, but exactly what avenue the guy will take to get the cookie is beyond me. 

While the “model” gorged herself with odd combinations of food items, she stood around naked most of the video. It’s cool to love your size, but why show your naked azz for the world to see? There are plenty of big beautiful women who demonstrate their bountifulness while properly dressed. She said after high school she went straight into “online work”. Well what ever happened to attending college, or a trade school, or anything else other than eating for a living?

Now, the mother may have some untreated mental health issues here. This loser encourages her daughter to be weird and icky online. When I gain weight, my mother is the first to say, “ooh you din’ gained weight, boo boo.” No way in hell would she encourage me to gain weight, take off my clothes, and post half naked pictures on the internet. And let me say this, if my mother found me eating for money online she would beat my grown naked azz and drive me down to the nearest university to get an education.

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Hand Holding Perpetrators

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This isn’t a post hating on those who are deeply in love and can’t help but show public affection, but just my random thoughts about holding hands in the dumbest places. The month of love is months away, but I have noticed many couples flaunting their undying lust/love in public. I think its sweet that grown azz people hold hands and swing their little arms excitedly while doing the most mundane things.

Today, I saw a couple holding hands at the bus stop. Like really? Its damn near 100 degrees outside, but y’all locked up like its paradise. I guess that’s what love does to you sometimes. Sweating, musty, but holding hands nonetheless. Later in the day, there was a hand-holding couple leaving the local Rite Aid, and they pranced to their car full of children like it was Christmas. They apparently went in the store for some feminine products, and were in love…while picking out the cheapest brand of tampons? I don’t know. I guess its sweet, but do we have to be subjected to the happy prancing couples holding hands while ordering food at McDonald’s, or getting their oil changed at Jiffy Lube? My favorite…couples holding hands at the local food stamp office. If I were applying for food stamps, I wouldn’t be holding anyone’s hand, I would be pissed the hell off from being hungry.

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I Gives Zero Effs About Your Shyt…Blog Trolls Gonna Learn…

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Let me sip this tea right quick…

As an avid blogger I am aware that my views and experiences may cause others to take offense or…get their panties in a bunchy roll up the crack of their azz. But however much I offend you, you can always just tear your eyes away from my blog and seek out another more soul fulfilling blog that generates that euphoric feeling you’re desperately searching for. Nothing on my blog will ever be about fairies and unicorns, this is all me and my life experiences, so if you don’t like it, then tear your stank azz and move the hell on. I am a grown azz woman, I don’t need anyone trying to shame me for what is on my mind. If I had a bad day with someone, say…a person with Borderline Personality Disorder, then I’m gonna blog exactly how i feel and what my experiences were with that person. I am not making this shyt up. So if you don’t like it…you know what the hell to do. WordPress got a million and one blogs dedicated to making you feel all mushy inside, but my blog is not the one…cuz at the end of the day, I’m not getting paid not one red cent for this shyt here.

I’m always up for a good debate, but don’t try to check a sistah because you think you know better. I am an expert on my mother effing life, meaning I don’t need you are anyone else trying to correct my shyt. Blogging is MY outlet as a doctorate student, wife, mother, and professional woman. So excuse me if I don’t take everyone’s feelings into account when I’m ranting about my day, or my past, or anything in my mother effing universe. I am all for having a conversation about sensitive topics, but come at me correct and don’t think you will have the last word on my effing blog because best believe it won’t happen. I will go straight critical on your azz in a second. Move the hell on and do you while I continue one of the few outlets I have as a very busy person. Goodness. You swear I was infringing on people’s rights to be crazy the way these people with BPD coming at me. But hell, keep em coming because I gives zero effs about naything you talking ’bout. REAL TALK!!!

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Borderlines are the Antichrist

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Time to serve some tea…

Since living in California, I have run across some of the weirdest folks on the planet. Let me just say this…the weird ones are the most honest and genuine. It’s the posers that I have to look out for these days. The fakes, the inauthentic, the personality crooks are the ones destroying the world around us. I love when someone can just come out and say exactly what they are thinking without feeding me a plate of bullshit. Let me know the real you is all I’m saying, and from there I can assess whether you qualify as a friend or foe.

I go on this rant because I experienced a situation years ago when a close friend turned out to be a common psychopath with Borderline Personality disorder. Although I come across these types of folks working in my particular field often, I’ve never met someone who was an identical twin to the chick in the movie “Gone Girl” until this chick walked her massive ass into my university. For all of you who aren’t hip to the mental health lingo, a person with borderline personality disorder is very sophisticated in manipulation and are experts in drawing in potential victims under the guise of friendship. The first few encounters are euphoric, as you dare to release your most inner thoughts to this new pleasant and loyal friend. Those with BPD will use your weakness against you just to fulfill whatever goal thats been stiring in their warped brain.

So as I was saying about this borderline bitch who victimized me to a point where people who I had known and loved were turning their backs on me because this sophisticated little borderline was such a cunning genius. I thought I had found a life long friend, but in the end, the people I cared about would spit on my grave on account of this tawdry little hoe-bag. She was able to infiltrate my inner circle, plant the seeds of destruction, and sit back while I simmered in misery. She fooled everyone. But the thing about borderlines, people always see the big picture in the end. After your relationships have been fragmented and you are defeated by the exhaustion of defending yourself, people start to see what you were fighting all along. As soon as you let your guard down, the Borderline bitch, guts you for all you’ve got for purposes of making herself feel better. Borderlines often try to make themselves out to be victims. They elicit sympathy from unsuspecting bystanders by drawing people in with their attractive personality. As long as the borderline perceives you as an alley in their emotional trainwreacked-universe, you will remain in their good graces. You will be shielded from their utter destruction until next time. But if you try to establish yourself as a prominent individual, their anxiety is heightened, and self-preservation as the queen or king bee is kick started.

Self-preservation for a borderline is much more intense than regular folk. Borderlines intentionally establish themselves with a specific profile that serves as their personal signature or persona to draw in unsuspecting victims to fulfill their positive self-esteem quota. If you’ve ever interacted with a borderline, you are aware that they have very low self-esteem and often turn to drugs, eating disorders, or promiscuity to fill a dark empty hole that is their soul.

In my borderline’s case…it was an eating disorder…meaning her big ol’ ass was unable to say no to warm donuts at 2 AM. No matter how many friends she held hostage with her captivating personality, she was always in “destruction mode” when an individual wanted to exercise their right to be a unique individual.

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Humans Are Full Of Shyt

I learn valuable lessons on a daily basis regarding those around me, and I have concluded that humans are full of shyt and can kiss my ever loving azz. From the time I step into the office, till the time I am grabbing my shyt to get out of that place, it seems that the entire world is full of chaos for those eight to ten hours. Goodness gracious, what the hell is wrong with people being so fcked up at life in general. I mean, damn, who ever says to themselves “today will be the first day of the end of my life” because they are just that committed to fcking it up royally.

Today I had the honor of witnessing a man at the convenience store have an entire conversation with himself. I couldn’t make out what he was talking about, but he was engulfed in this very animated interaction. I have to think to myself, “exactly what event occurred in his life that the end result was having random conversations with himself at the local Rite Aid?”

I pondered awhile today about some random shyt and I just wanted to share my frustration.

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Angie Stone crushes Britney Spears

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Who wore it better? Angie or Britney…lmmfao

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Sharing Shyt on the Internet

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I just think people shouldn’t share everything on the internet. Found this today on Pinterest and was speechless. I guess info graphs are helpful but I was eating when I came across this shytfograph…lmao.

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Is Kylie Jenner a Treasure Troll?

Yes, I’m hating and I know it, but come on…Green hair and brown suede in the summer time. Kick rocks Kylie!

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On that Rita for the 4th of July

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Happy 4th of July. I’m getting toasty, how about you?

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Happy Ratchet 4th of July

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Welp, no words are needed here. She letting us know that she the baddest bytch to wear turquoise.  Lmao

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Bitch Better Have My Money…A Mommy’s Reaction

Thought I was watching a typical video until I unconsciously said, “awww shyt” out loud while bumping my newborn to sleep. I think my mouth hit the floor the first time they showed the poor lady tits hanging out while tied up in the back of Rihanna’s brand new foreign car. How disrespectful it is to strip someone naked and let them hang from the ceiling of a damn barn like a farm animal’s carcass. Damn!

Am I the only one loving the fact that her mates in this video look just as deranged as she does. The part of the video when the wife tries to call out for help and the awesomely deranged mate nonchalantly hits her upside the head with a beer bottle…was fckn everything. I’m fckn in love with this damn video.

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Facebook Posts Have Struck Again: Nicki Minaj and Bill Cosby?

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I just can’t stop laughing. These people on Facebook are some of the most creative peeps on the planet. Never in a million years would I have thought to combine these two in the same pic. LMMFAO…

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What happened to Kim Kardasian’s Azz

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As usual my savvy Facebook friends share some of the most bizarre realities, and now I’m sharing them with you. This photo features Serena Williams with a natural azz, and Kim Kardashian with some type of monstrosity or tumor hanging from hers…lmao

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Photo Response to Gay Rights

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I found these cool images on Facebook.

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Gay Rights…SuperGirl Advent!

Today is a historic day for all Americans…

I didn’t have a personal stake in the decision for gay rights today, but I want to say congrats to all who are impacted by this decision. I’m from the south so I know many people who are enraged at this point. It’s hilarious to see these Facebook posts. When I started seeing comments that included Sodom and Gomorrah I politely exited Facebook and went about my day. It’s not the end of the world people, get over it.

I’m no Gay person or advocate, but what someone does in their bedroom has absolutely nothing to do with me and my family. People should be able to live their lives without judgement from me, who is far from perfect. I am a Christian and my heart tells me to leave this matter to God because I am a sinner like the next man. We can sit here and argue about what the bible says till the cows come home, we live in a nation where there is supposed to be a separation of church and state, so there was absolutely no legal basis for denying any entire group of people the right of marriage.

Now lets get to the responses from the Conservatives because you know they are about to come up with the most ignorant azz shyt you will ever see and hear on this matter.

I laughed from a very healthy place when I heard this nonsense. Ted Cruz actually said “Today is the Darkest 24 Hours in our nations history.” Well, I’m pretty sure I can come up with a few examples that could be considered worst than granting healthcare to Americans, and allowing gay people to marry each other. It was a pretty dark day when some racist idiot murdered nine people while they were having bible study. So excuse me Mr. Cruz if I can’t co-sign your bull shyt like Hannity did throughout this interview of you whining like a little bytch. I’m waiting for the responses from Bill Oreilly and the rest of the conservative horde to give their biases/hateful opinion about the SCOTUS decision. Maybe Fox News will leave the United States and relocate to Canada. Let them deal with all the hateful shyt spread by this crap network.

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The Tea: Why Won’t Rachel Dolezal Just Go Away?

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The Tea Is Served: The media and everyone from celebrities to so-and-so’s baby daddy has had an opinion regarding Rachel Dolezal’s ethnic identity. She has made her rounds to the news outlets, accept Fox, and we are now more confused than we were when she was first confronted by that rude azz reporter demanding to know her race.

We have not learned a darn thing about Rachel accept that she continues to live in her own dimension and even being confronted with reality has not changed her mind about being black. Now that we know that she will continue to identify as Black, can we move the hell on and get a damn pedicure already. I don’t understand why people continue their outrage and surprise. This woman obviously has some issues. Her parents also have their own issues with their biological son standing trial for allegedly being a damn child molester.

I just want us to move on and let this woman live. Yes I agree that she is a pathological liar and nothing she says is credible, but at the end of the day she isn’t hurting any of us. More commentary or “breaking news segments” aren’t necessary at this damn time geesh…

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What did you learn about the Rachel Dolezal Scandal?

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The Tea: Facebook Timeline Confessions

You don’t have to share every damn thang…

imagesThe Tea Is Served: I am getting so sick and tired of people posting all of their personal shyt on Facebook Timeliness. Checking my timeline is like taking a long dark journey through the most deranged thoughts and confessions of the mentally ill. There are posts about getting azz, washing azz, and eating azz on my timeline. To think that I have so many FB friends who are experiencing such adversity…and have the nerve to share this garbage with the world.

Ok…let me stop lying, checking my Facebook timeline is sometimes the most entertaining part of my day, as people have no filter when they are behind their computers and mobile devices. And for some reason, people are getting into Facebook Wars and want to share just how pissed off they are at a friend or relative. My favorite are the passive-aggressive posts in which the pissed off person avoids using a friend’s name, but that friend is fully aware who that post is directed towards. Peep this recent post:


“If any motherf**kers have a problem with me come and see me instead of doing all that bumpin’. I ain’t the one bit*h. If you feel like I’m talking to you than you a guilty motherf#$ker.”


Just let me say this, these people who are having Facebook wars and confessions, are still friends with their families and coworkers. It’s safe to assume that they are also getting these horrific posts in their timelines as well. Do better people!


The Most Ridiculous Confessions on Facebook

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Rachel Dolezal Pretended to Be Black

This topic is perplexing as I have never met one white person who has lived their lives pretending to be Black. I have met white people who assimilated themselves into Black culture due to environmental factors such as residing in a predominantly Black area, but never to the extent as Rachel Dolezal. I have read many comments on #Blacktwitter and I have to say that my response was more of pitty than anger.

Rachel Dolezal may have some identity issues, and she may be mentally ill, but nothing is sadder than your own parents exposing you on national television. I understand that they may feel hurt that she has identified a black man as her real father when both of her parents are white, but dang, they have sparked a nation-wide debate involving their own daughter. My question here is, what happened between Rachel and her parents for her to abandon the identity of her own family? Not only will her story be investigated, so will the parent’s story. What occurred in their family that instigated the identity change?

Yes, there is some backlash on #blacktwitter calling for Rachel to lose her position as the president of the NAACP. Despite what people may think, the NAACP allows persons who are not Black to serve as president, the problem is she misrepresented herself . Usually when politicians gain office under false pretenses, the public demands that the person resign. At this time, Rachel’s position as the president of her local NAACP continues; however, she may have alienated those who voted her in as president. I personally want to know more about her journey in changing her racial identity and what part does her parents play in this situation?

Now as for people calling this #transcolor and #transracial and comparing this situation to Bruce Jenner’s transition, you can kiss my ever loving behind.

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The Tea With Opinionated Mommy: Uneducated, But Privileged

Uneducated, But Privileged…Your tea is served…

imagesI was honored to witness a phenomenon that most people have not witnessed or choose not to witness because this discussion makes some people a little uncomfortable.

In my journey as a doctoral student I enjoy studying the minds and behaviors of individuals who I have never encountered in life. I have a firm belief that we learn from our associations with people no matter their cultural influences.

Have you ever met someone who felt as though the fortunes of life were owed to them without putting in the necessary work to fulfill what others have accomplished? We see it all the time on television, but actually witnessing the nonsense up close and personal is rather daunting.

Excuse Me While I Serve This Tea!

I have class so of course the identity of this person will remain anonymous while I proceed with this tirade that has been pooling in my entire being since our first encounter.

Due to cultural stereotypes, people may look upon me and think that I have about six kids, barely a high school education, and the recipient of food stamps. There is no offense here. I understand the hypocrisy of our country, and it has become the norm in the lives of African American women.

I am thoroughly offended when some hoe-bag who ain’t got shit to her name aim for something higher in life without sacrifice. You may have hit the “sugar daddy” lottery and had your entire life paid for with the luxuries of “the Jones”, but that doesn’t erase the reality that you maintain a hood-rat persona, despite the pigmentation of your skin.

A highly educated person, because of her race can be mistaken for a hood rat, but a bimbo living hood rich without a pot to piss in is viewed in a different light. Many might not know what it’s like being an educated African American woman living in America, but I bet its a totally different experience than what other women of differing ethnicities endure.

Before coming after the job that I have stayed in school over a decade to possess, please at least get the basic foundation first before rendering me inept. I was doing this job before you even decided that you needed that GED to possess your little $10 an hour job. I’ve broke my back, upset my family, and sacrificed the happiness of my family to possess what you think you can handle without the proper education. Please! I need some bytches to stay in their lane.

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Lesbian forgets she’s not a dude

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Lesbian forgets she’s not a dude!

There are no words to express the hilarity of this photograph.I have no qualms about lesbians flaunting their stuff, but this is going a little too far gay or straight. What I don’t understand is how the guy in the picture thought it would be a good idea to take a photo with a woman who purposely has her breasts hanging as if she is one of the guys. She is still a woman and should have known better. Maybe she was smoking that “stuff” that day.

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Genital Mutilation in Failed Relationships

small-penis-cartoon2No matter the reason, criticizing the penis is hitting below the belt. There are many women who use it as a weapon when the relationship fails. Let’s stop the genital mutilation tactics during crucial times in relationships; it’s a total cliche and in the end, criticizing the penis makes you look like a fool and ruins any chance of reconciliation in the future.

It’s not the size of the ocean

Let’s be real, for realz here. Weren’t you the one who bragged to your messy ass girlfriends that “It’s not the size of the ocean, but the motion of the ocean..or lotion…whatever?” That was your justification for accepting a relationship with a man you loved; and with a man who wasn’t necessarily well endowed. Don’t use this flaw against lil-penis just because of bitterness, it’s the worst insult a man can hear from someone he once loved.

Flight Passengers From Hell

Today, I have flown in an aircraft for five hours, and driven for seven hours for work. Now, I am trying to sleep in a pseudo-cheapo hotel room after having only two hours of sleep on a plane next to two individuals who thought it appropriate to comment on EVERY single aspect of the flight.

“Oh, the take-off was kind of rough.”

It seems to me that all take-offs are pretty rough; some rougher than others. And really, who gives a flying shyt? As long as we land where we are supposed to, why do people have to complain about crap they have no control over?

“Oh, the flight attendant didn’t fully explain the procedures of evacuating via sea.”

I think it is fully appropriate to assume that landing via sea probably mean we would all probably be dead. Maybe the passenger wanted the flight attendant to give a full enactment of 150 people drowning after crashing into the sea. I ask myself every day how these complete morons are able to procreate or vote in governmental elections?

I just wanted to tell these two passengers,

“oh, and while y’all stank asses worried about the the most mundane bullshyt, I’m over here ready to go smooth off. I am delirious and have not had the proper amount of sleep that would stop me from making a false complaint that would have both of you violently dragged from the airplane like that poor United Airlines dude who is probably rich as fck right now (excuse the run-on sentence).”

I have another flight tomorrow…

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Free Bedtime Stories


I was desperate to find bedtime stories for my boys since most of their books make noise and keep them hyper and ready to play. Anyway, one night while begging the babies to go to sleep, I googled bedtime stories and came across Story Berries, which is a website that offers free children’s stories. The illustrations are awesome, and the stories are multicultural. My babies fell right to sleep while I read the stories. All parents should check it out. This is definitely an internet treasure.

Illustrations on this post are by StoryBerries.

Music That Never Gets Old: Erykah Badu

“Every time I ask you for a little cash, you say knaw and turn right around and ask me for some azz.”

The other day while I was working, I had a sudden desire to sing along with one of my favorite iconic stars, Erykah Badu. This song never gets old.

Life-Changing Kodi Tutorial 2017

Boot Legging Television Has Never Been This Fun!

Attention! Attention! If you are tired of paying for Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu, I suggest that you check out the KODI tutorial.  Continue reading “Life-Changing Kodi Tutorial 2017”

Happy Mother’s Day To All The Fascinating Moms Getting Totally Wasted 

Girl where my drink at?

Look! Bringing precious children into this world is the most beautiful and most important task that mothers can ever do in this life. I look at my babies today, and think…lawd have mercy, where is the alcohol? lmao.  Continue reading “Happy Mother’s Day To All The Fascinating Moms Getting Totally Wasted “

Donald Trump’s America: Trump Supporters Are Souless Quasi-humans With No Pot to Piss In

These horrid Trump fans gonna mess with the wrong crazy person one day.

This man doesn’t know that our President is a narcissistic flat azz who would rather take a shyt on his face than acknowledge that he exists.