The Live-In Man Whore With No Work Experience But Properly Laying the Pipe

I can’t be the only one who watches the day time court shows where women meet man-whores off the street or online and eventually allow him to move into her home with her five kids a week later, because his pipe laying skills puts her in a  satiating sexual comma after fifteen minutes of pure and raw physical ecstasy. Judge Judy, with her mean and stank azz, be putting these women in their place. I don’t like her, but sometimes, some people need a reality check.

I will be nice and politically correct and say that women should choose their partners wisely, because if the bummy-dckalicious-dude is unemployed, he’s really just your live-in man-whore who doesn’t pay any bills. He just makes dck deposits every night to earn his keep, and you let him because your last relationship involved a dude who held his dck between his small pinky and feminine index finger. laying pipe postDoesn’t matter the motion of the ocean, it matters if the whale has been properly fed and can make you scream when he enters the sacred cavern.

As women, we must make better choices about the men we allow into our lives; especially women with children. If you meet a man who is forty five, unemployed, and recently released from prison, its probably not a wise decision to let him live any where near your teenage daughters or sons. Many of these men are predators who target women with young children. It’s important to put your family first and ignore these men who ain’t got a pot to piss in. You should meet someone who is working hard to build a life for themselves, not someone who wants a sugar mama who gives access to her beautiful children while she works a full time job.

Y’all may think this is an inappropriate conversation, unfortunately it happens all the time. Desperate and broken women are willing to do anything to keep a man who can lay the pipe and whisper insignificant bullshyt in her ear during pillow talk. Its not worth it at the end of the day because he will inevitably move on to another sucker once he’s gotten what he wants. Be diligent when dating new people who you randomly meet off the street, on the internet, and even at church. And remember to check the sex offender registry because sex offenders look like everyday men and women who present themselves as wholesome and Christian perverts.

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5 thoughts on “The Live-In Man Whore With No Work Experience But Properly Laying the Pipe”

  1. Hello, Super Girl, I am sixty five years old and retired; and I agree with your message, the points made, and am not sensitive to your style. It is yours and works, well. You are focused, comprehend your subject and creatively expressive. Brava! Sometimes, abrupt, blunt truth better serves attentiveness to the message. I absolutely enjoyed the read: I will look in, occasionally. I too enjoy writing.
    Be well.

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    1. Oh how I wish I was retired. You are one lucky man. Thanks for stopping by my blog. Blogging is my outlet from the real world. I would never say this stuff out loud around other people. I usually keep my opinions to myself until I get on my blog. It’s my therapy. I think it’s healthy to get deranged thoughts anyway you can. Lol

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  2. “Oh how I wish I was retired.” As a retiree I am afforded invaluable times to do whatever I desire. I no longer report to a job, therefore, the day, freely, is mine. I love it.

    “Blogging is my outlet from the real world.” True writing, blogging is a great outlet, and offers somewhat of a cushion against reality, the outside world; however, and surely you know, that once released publicly, words, attitudes, stances become points of criticism; and as writers, bloggers we must shoulder responsibility for what we publish. During earlier times, it was difficult for me to publish my works, but slowly, and subsequent to (some) blistering critiques, I now am a much better writer, confident.

    “I think it’s healthy to get deranged thoughts anyway you can.” If by your statement you mean that it is healthy to use any available resource to help rid deranged thoughts, then, yes, SuperGirl, absolutely, I agree.

    Keep up the good work. Be Well.

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