Would You Have An Affair With Donald Trump?

Let’s just put the question out there. He is the most powerful man on the planet right now, and he has chubby, but swift twitter fingers. He has a gold-plated apartment and billions of dollars at his disposal. He’s authorized to wipe entire countries off the face of the planet with nuclear weapons. Considering this information, would you have an affair with Donald Trump?

Pic for postWhat would my answer be? It depends. Donald Trump would have to pay me 1 Billion dollars and purchase a hell of a lot of liquor for me to have an affair with him. No one can forget that the man is an extreme narcissist who only cares about his own needs. What if he’s a one-second man in the gold-plated bedroom? You know he won’t give two shyts whether you’ve finished moaning or not. I feel sorry for his wife because she has probably been celibate since their wedding night. She saw a wealthy man who would continue paying for her cosmetic surgery, and he may have wanted a younger version of his first wife. Even though having an affair with a married man is morally wrong, I don’t think not one sane woman would allow this disgusting lard infested monster to touch them without ensuring that their children’s’ educations are fully financed, and there is a healthy deposit made to an account. The torture of having an affair with such a “human being” should be costly to Trump, and anyone sleeping with him should be heavily compensated.

Nevertheless, sometimes money isn’t everything and it’s surely not worth your happiness. Have you seen the first lady lately? This robotic hoe-bag never smiles or looks excited about anything. I personally think she is being held captive by the secret service by order of the president. Granted, she wears expensive clothes and designer shoes every day, but at the end of the night, when she takes off her expensive garments, she is an unhappy woman married to a disgusting piece of shyt who probably sleeps with random transgendered prostitutes in different foreign countries. [I have no problems with transgendered prostitutes, they have to make their money too.]

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