Dear Republicans

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Dear Republicans,

You have become a bloated party of cantankerous idiocy and smelly azz juice. Your history has progressed from the party of “family values,” to the amoral and sleazy party of Donald Trump. Republicans have sold their soul to an ill fitted demagogue, and will allow him to sell America to Russia for $10 and a night with a Russian prostitute, if it results in the lining of their pockets. The republican party is very strategic with their rhetoric and spin, and have transformed themselves into a party system of greed, hate, and injustice.

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With a seemingly insane semi-dictator sitting in the oval office, Republicans strategically ignore Trump’s mental instability and personality deficits to line their pockets with tax breaks and corporate welfare dollars. Republicans are excitedly betraying the American people by passing every socially destructive bill possible; knowing that our idiot President doesn’t have a clue or even cares about the pending damage of his signature.

Social and Environmental Injustice

Republicans are grossly focused on financing their campaigns and licking their donor’s azzes, that they aren’t concerned about the social injustices that they are indirectly contributing to throughout the country.

The Americans of Flint, Michigan are STILL being poisoned. Continued support of environmental deregulation is a symbolic spit in the face of people who are suffering with chronic adverse health effects. Corporations are legally dumping waste into our water supply and polluting our air because they are funding government entities to pass legislation solely based on their economic interests.

Furthermore, Republicans have trampled upon women’s rights to satisfy their unreasonable constituents who prefer female subjugation. A woman’s uterus should not be legislated as if the government has a claim to a piece of inferior property.

And I can’t forget to mention the intentional erosion and suppression of voting rights of the economically challenged and people of color. Consequentially, the subversion of voting rights is a malicious act upon the American citizenry. The ideological and historic foundation of this country is built upon  destruction of the basic humans rights of marginalized communities.

The Future of the Republican Party


This article is nothing but personal complaints of a proud American who holds politicians to a higher standard. There has been a degeneration of political parties as our country ages and our values change. Republicans no longer honor family values or fiscal responsibility, but are on a catastrophic mission to maintain political power and achieve financial gain no matter the collateral damage.

Don’t worry my Republican followers, a Dear Democrats letter will be posted soon, as they too are full of shyt.

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  1. Ah, but us low(li)er people are forgetting one thing, this is all God’s will, He was chosen by him to lead the great nation. God rewards those who do His bidding with financial wealth (and light skin and hair). Because anything that is not blond and blue-eyed is a gradation of sins being visited on the descendants of Adam and Eve, the latter having clearly proven that women cannot be trusted to make wise decisions, hence the men must do it for them. And a little bit of (constant) lead poisoning here or there, makes no difference. After all those people clearly deserved it, seeing as how they can’t claw their way out of poverty, or sin, for those choosing to hook up with a same-sex partner, or – gasp – desire a different body than the one they were given at birth.

    Seems to me like the Republicans want to play God without remembering who that God actually is. Clearly, camels, the eye of a needle, and Pharisees do not figure in the picture, and have therefore been conveniently ignored. Neither does Jesus, but that’s something they’ll never understand. Which also makes me think, when did compassion get exchanged for a power grab?

      1. Yeah, and what happened? I mean, I get the concept of tough love, but that implies compassion. What these jerks are doing, how can they even justify that? Even and especially holding a bible in one hand (or somewhere).

  2. Hillary Clinton and the DNC paid $10-12million for the dossier of made up stories by Brit spy Christopher Steele. That smells too! Why don’t we all get the corruption out of our parties? The leadership of both the RNC and DNC fails to listen to the needs of the people. Thanks for post!

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