Best of Twitter Today: Rihanna and Lupita

When the movie coming out?

Twitter made me smile today because two of my favorite people were spotted, and now everyone wants a new movie featuring these two Diva’s. Whomever drew the sketch is a genius. This is a Twitter treasure.

So Billy Boy Got Fired

Fox made my damn day…

I must admit, I’m very surprised that Fox, the news station of the unfair and crazy, fired their most successful host, Bill O’reilly, after getting fed up with his alleged sexual harassment of female coworkers.

There are many people on Twitter who are not taking Bill’s termination so well. One Twitter user blamed the liberal media for Bill’s unemployment, when in fact, its a right wing TV network kicking his disgusting azz to the curb.

And…


As with any scandal, there are those who embrace change and those who are so irrational in their beliefs that Bill could have been recorded fcking a goat in a cemetery, and they would still be whining about him being innocent.


Of course in response to his termination, Billy Boy said that the claims of sexual harassment were unfounded accusations. Okay, well if that’s the case, why were you fired? You paid 13 million dollars over the past five years as a way to mute the victims, and now the Fox network’s legal team believe you are too much of a risk to keep around.

Its so funny how life can take a turn for the worst. This should be quite a humbling experience. Billy Boy has been a powerful figure of the right/repubs. He thrived on being a hypocritical racist nut job, and people who follow him are just as bad.

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I’m At Work Right Now But…

I’m working right now but I had to give my two cents…


Just heard Bill O’Reilly got fired with his stankin’ azz. I will go smooth off when I get off from work. But I’m guessing that Fox News were pissed off about Billy being a total sexual deviant/perpetrator. Will be back with more of my rant after this long azz meeting.

Today on Twitter…

Barack can eat my Easter candy anytime…


This man, my President. I don’t want to sound like a horn dog, but lawd have mercy, goodness gracious he is wearing this damn suit. I’m not used to our past presidents being sexy like this.


Ok, ok! His entire family was there too. I do love the O family though. They just seem like great people. Hope they don’t mind me lusting all over the internet.

Bitch Better Have My Money…A Mommy’s Reaction

Thought I was watching a typical video until I unconsciously said, “awww shyt” out loud while bumping my newborn to sleep. I think my mouth hit the floor the first time they showed the poor lady tits hanging out while tied up in the back of Rihanna’s brand new foreign car. How disrespectful it is to strip someone naked and let them hang from the ceiling of a damn barn like a farm animal’s carcass. Damn!

Am I the only one loving the fact that her mates in this video look just as deranged as she does. The part of the video when the wife tries to call out for help and the awesomely deranged mate nonchalantly hits her upside the head with a beer bottle…was fckn everything. I’m fckn in love with this damn video.