Flight Passengers From Hell

Today, I have flown in an aircraft for five hours, and driven for seven hours for work. Now, I am trying to sleep in a pseudo-cheapo hotel room after having only two hours of sleep on a plane next to two individuals who thought it appropriate to comment on EVERY single aspect of the flight.

“Oh, the take-off was kind of rough.”

It seems to me that all take-offs are pretty rough; some rougher than others. And really, who gives a flying shyt? As long as we land where we are supposed to, why do people have to complain about crap they have no control over?

“Oh, the flight attendant didn’t fully explain the procedures of evacuating via sea.”

I think it is fully appropriate to assume that landing via sea probably mean we would all probably be dead. Maybe the passenger wanted the flight attendant to give a full enactment of 150 people drowning after crashing into the sea. I ask myself every day how these complete morons are able to procreate or vote in governmental elections?

I just wanted to tell these two passengers,

“oh, and while y’all stank asses worried about the the most mundane bullshyt, I’m over here ready to go smooth off. I am delirious and have not had the proper amount of sleep that would stop me from making a false complaint that would have both of you violently dragged from the airplane like that poor United Airlines dude who is probably rich as fck right now (excuse the run-on sentence).”

I have another flight tomorrow…


Happy Mother’s Day To All The Fascinating Moms Getting Totally Wasted 

Girl where my drink at?

Look! Bringing precious children into this world is the most beautiful and most important task that mothers can ever do in this life. I look at my babies today, and think…lawd have mercy, where is the alcohol? lmao.  Continue reading “Happy Mother’s Day To All The Fascinating Moms Getting Totally Wasted “

Donald Trump’s America: Trump Supporters Are Souless Quasi-humans With No Pot to Piss In

These horrid Trump fans gonna mess with the wrong crazy person one day.

This man doesn’t know that our President is a narcissistic flat azz who would rather take a shyt on his face than acknowledge that he exists.

The White Princess on Starz:  Narcissists, Inbreeds and Sociopaths

These characters are purely insane and entitled as fck!

I usually don’t do many reviews on television shows, but every once in awhile, I find special gems that I binge watch on the weekends. The last television series I reviewed was for the long and drawn out series, Pretty Little Liars, which I promptly stopped watching because them ho#s never find the villain, A, and I don’t have time for recycled or drawn out story lines. Its hard for me to maintain attention to TV series for too long, but I must say that I am intrigued with The White Princess featured on Starz. Continue reading “The White Princess on Starz:  Narcissists, Inbreeds and Sociopaths”

Flight Attendants Gone Wild

Passenger abuse at its worst…

Here we go again y’all! Maybe there is something in the water that only poisons flight attendants because they have been acting quite irate lately. In the last few weeks, the media has been plagued with the United Airlines passenger debacle in which airline employees chose a random gentleman to man-handle and then drag off the plane. Continue reading “Flight Attendants Gone Wild”

So Billy Boy Got Fired

Fox made my damn day…

I must admit, I’m very surprised that Fox, the news station of the unfair and crazy, fired their most successful host, Bill O’reilly, after getting fed up with his alleged sexual harassment of female coworkers. Continue reading “So Billy Boy Got Fired”

I’m At Work Right Now But…

I’m working right now but I had to give my two cents…

Just heard Bill O’Reilly got fired with his stankin’ azz. I will go smooth off when I get off from work. But I’m guessing that Fox News were pissed off about Billy being a total sexual deviant/perpetrator. Will be back with more of my rant after this long azz meeting.