Category: General politics

This category is about general politics.

Dear Republicans

Dear Republicans,

You have become a bloated party of cantankerous idiocy and smelly azz juice. Your history has progressed from the party of “family values,” to the amoral and sleazy party of Donald Trump. Continue reading “Dear Republicans”

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Alabama: Political Truth

Let me explain!

Although Doug Jones won tonight, fck all Alabamians who thought it a swell idea to vote for an alleged child molester, a racist (with a Jewish attorney), and an overall creature of Satan’s flaming bowels. Continue reading “Alabama: Political Truth”

The Alabama Senate Race: Will Alabamians Elect The Alleged Sexual Predator, Roy Moore?

 Will the citizens of Alabama vote for Roy Moore, an alleged sexual predator?

Continue reading “The Alabama Senate Race: Will Alabamians Elect The Alleged Sexual Predator, Roy Moore?”

Why Are Democrats Such Pussies?

Why are Democrats such pussies?Why are Democrats such fckn pussies? It seems that they never want to be on the wrong side of the issues, and desperately want to be known as the “do-gooder party”. We don’t want Democrats to be do-gooders and pushovers. Please start playing as dirty as those greedy bastards of the Republican party. Continue reading “Why Are Democrats Such Pussies?”

Inappropriate Thoughts Fueled By A Sangria Mix

img_2709Charles Manson is in the hospital with some mysterious and hopefully painful illness, and Donald Trump is probably somewhere being nasty and inappropriate with his chubby twitter fingers up the skirt of some random Russian prostitute. When do these horrible human beings just stop being a pain in our azzes. Goodnight!