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Halloween Zumba on Meth

I’ve been regularly participating in Zumba at my gym since July, and I’ve gotten pretty good at shaking my azz on my journey to health and fitness. When I saw that there was a Zombie Zumba at the local university for Halloween, I decided to take on the challenge and get my exercise on.

I dressed like my favorite female s-hero, Wonder Woman, and was feeling like 100%. I was gonna walk into that Zumba class and show them how to really shake azz with pizzazz. I made a home-spun blue cape and lined it with gold scotch tape. Of course I topped my costume off with my gold and red Zumba skirt.

My good friend accompanied me to the class and we were ready to show these college students that we can still hang. Well, the instructors were so hyped and energetic, neither the students, me, nor my friend could hang a damn nail. There were just too many damn routines to remember, and dammit the class made me feel unhealthy and old as dirt. The instructors were tag teaming each other, taking turns with their terroristic Zumba moves. Before I could finish one move, they had already completed a shake-it squat combination. Since it was obvious that I couldn’t complete the moves with pure totality, I decided to make up my own routine and continued shaking my azz as usual.

I have to admit that it was the best work out I’ve had in a long time, but we decided it was time to throw in the towel when the instructors started adding several leaps to the routines. I was so engulfed in making my costume for the class, I never thought I would actually be extremely exhausted after the class.

I could barely get out of bed the next morning for work. Those instructors were either invincible super heroes, or they were on some type of super Meth. Either way, it was pleasantly exhausting, and soooo much fun.

Zumba has been a positive journey for me to get in shape without getting bored. At my age, health and fitness it important, seeing the results from my dedication to Zumba has inspired me to continue every week. It has become a healthy lifestyle that makes me feel younger and more energetic. Try it out y’all.

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Blog Break

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With the current state of our country, and the stresses of life, I decided to take a break from blogging. I found that constantly blogging about our horrible president and race relations in our country was causing me mental fatigue. So glad I was able to get a little rest. I’m back though, and ready for my harsh criticism and the general adventures of life.

I’m still hating my job, but at least I have one for now. I have to be grateful that I am gainfully employed, although my employers don’t really appreciate the long hours and effort I put in to my job.

I would like to add that I am utterly disgusted right now regarding our citizen’s reaction to silent protests by our athletes. They are only bringing attention to racial inequality and yet some people are making the protest about disrespecting the American flag. But anyway, I won’t go into another full rant tonight.

 

Athletes Kneeling Offends, But Donald Trump Acting Like A Dotard Is Acceptable

In the three months that I have been gone from my blog, Donald Trump‘s behavior has become more irate and disgusting. In addition to Donald Trump being a total azzhole, our fellow Americans have also demonstrated that they too harbor the same racist tendencies as the simple narcissist.

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Colin Kaepernick started a silent protest some months ago, which ultimately caused him to be blackballed from the NFL. Colin clearly explained his reason for not standing for the National Anthem; however, recently, our disgusting President called the protest disrespectful to the American flag and veterans. Anyone with a brain knows that the protest was to bring attention to police brutality and racial inequality in America. NFL football players are just as patriotic as the racist and idiotic fans.

It seems that no matter the topic, Donald Trump is always willing to throw fuel on the fire as a deflection from his own poor performance as president. The situation with North Korea hasn’t been resolved because Trump keeps calling Kim Jong Un fukin “Rocket Man.” I understand that Americans wanted someone different to “drain the swamp,” but couldn’t y’all have picked someone with a brain, a smidge of empathy, and not being a bigot would have been a plus. So since you want to “make America Great Again” we are stuck with a dotard who continues having rallies after he won the presidency.

We can’t forget his recent faux pas of not giving a flying shyt about the brown Americans across the “big water” in Puerto Rico. And yes, our disgusting president actually said “big water” during a speech about the government’s slow response in assisting the Americans of Puerto Rico. He had the damn nerve to tweet that…

“…they want everything to be done for them when it should be a community effort.”

Now, let us not forget that the Americans of Puerto Rico were hit with two hurricanes, not just one like Texas and Florida. Does Donald Trump not understand that people were starving and thirsty, and had just lost everything. If his orange stank azz was caught in the middle of Puerto Rico with no money or the secret service, his azz would be balled up crying in a ditch somewhere. Where is his empathy? And why is he having twitter exchanges while American citizens are dying?

He was more concerned about Black athletes kneeling for the National Anthem when he could have been working tirelessly to ensure that the recovery efforts would be sufficient after the hurricane. Both the people of Puerto Rico and Donald Trump were informed about the catastrophic effects of the hurricane a few days prior. At first, Donald Disgusting Trump and his “administration” did not address the recovery efforts in Puerto Rico, and only when the media started covering his lacking response did he try…TRY…to care. Instead of at least giving Americans a false sense of empathy, he started criticizing a Mayor in Puerto Rico who was begging the President for help.

When does the President grow the fck up? Well, actually, that is the wrong question to ask because he is too old to change. When will the Republicans get fed up with his inability to shut the fck up via twitter? ¬†When will the Republicans get fed up with Trump dividing America and bringing us to the brink of a race war in this country? When will someone step in and force this disgusting man-toddler to stop referring to an insane dictator as “little rocket man?” Dont’ worry, I’ll wait.

Life-Changing Kodi Tutorial 2017

Attention! Attention! If you are tired of paying for Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu, I suggest that you check out the KODI tutorial.  Continue reading “Life-Changing Kodi Tutorial 2017”

Yates: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wittle little Trump doll.

Ya’ll, the shyt has hit the fan, and Donald Trump is probably wetting his diaper right about now. While at work, trying to complete a report due tomorrow, I glanced at my Twitter feed to find that Sally Yates and James Tapper were testifying before a special committee about former National Security Adviser, Michael Flynn. Continue reading “Yates: Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wittle little Trump doll.”