Best of Twitter Today: Rihanna and Lupita

When the movie coming out?

Twitter made me smile today because two of my favorite people were spotted, and now everyone wants a new movie featuring these two Diva’s. Whomever drew the sketch is a genius. This is a Twitter treasure.

Bitch Better Have My Money…A Mommy’s Reaction

Thought I was watching a typical video until I unconsciously said, “awww shyt” out loud while bumping my newborn to sleep. I think my mouth hit the floor the first time they showed the poor lady tits hanging out while tied up in the back of Rihanna’s brand new foreign car. How disrespectful it is to strip someone naked and let them hang from the ceiling of a damn barn like a farm animal’s carcass. Damn!

Am I the only one loving the fact that her mates in this video look just as deranged as she does. The part of the video when the wife tries to call out for help and the awesomely deranged mate nonchalantly hits her upside the head with a beer bottle…was fckn everything. I’m fckn in love with this damn video.

Rihanna Does The Ice Bucket Challenge, Will You?

The ice bucket challenge has encouraged many celebrities and “normal” people to dump ice cold water on themselves for the cause of ALS. Rihanna so eloquently accepted the challenge during the Monster Tour. Despite her sometimes nasty attitude, she has answered the challenge in support of a great cause. I am a huge Rihanna fan, so I respect her participation in the cause.

Recently, my husband’s staff nominated him to take part in the challenge. In the back of my mind I thought “Oh shit, he’s gonna nominate me next and I just got my hair braided.” The same day he was nominated, he brought home this huge bucket and went outside on the patio to execute the challenge. Our toddler stood at the door watching his daddy pour the bucket on himself, and decided he needed to be apart of it. So little junior pulled off his diaper and proceeded to piss everywhere. (Okay, maybe the diaper and pissing has nothing to do with this, but why am I the only one to suffer). 

After my nomination, I was given 48 hours to complete the challenge. My hubby had the nerve to nominate his mother as well. Really? You gonna nominate your mom? If I nominated my mother she would have said, “I’m sorry baby but mama’s bones don’t do so well in the cold.” I don’t want to complete the challenge so I know my mother won’t be participating in anything that causes her bones to ache.

Yall, I really don’t want to do this shit. I figure my husband has done the challenge for both of us. He can also send in the money for both of us too. I promise that I am not some selfish ass with no soul, but why the cold ass water? It has now been 72 hours since the challenge and I have held out as long as I can. Maybe the hubby has forgotten or will give me a pass.

Rihanna named World’s Wildest Style Icon by W Magazine

Rihanna named World's Wildest Style Icon
This chic always seems to amaze me with her fashion sense. Awesome!

Rihanna was named the World’s Wildest Style Icon by W Magazine yesterday; an honor that arrived only a few months after Rihanna was pegged as 2014’s Fashion Icon.

Rihanna quite often struts the line between appropriate and possible lewdness. Her Twitter account is the ultimate vehicle for her to display her most outrageous outfits or barely-there moments while jetting around the world. Recently, Rihanna was captured sporting her intimates and boxers to a club, and now we are gifted with a more riveting image of the hip-hop princess.

In her recent shoot, she presented her wild persona, but the elegance and natural dominance of the scene was the element that validated her rise as a fashion icon. The W Magazine shoot asserted the singer’s talent for capturing the most enduring and novel photographs as she posed in a Dancing with the Wolves inspired motif. She appears as an African princess draped with beautiful animal fur and tribal jewelry. In one photograph, Rihanna is accompanied by wolves strategically placed as her companions rather than represent a predatory element.

Rihanna’s W photo shoot progressed from an Afrocentric theme to a historically vibrant narrative that told a story about the most beautiful models of African descent, Naomi Campbell and Iman. The two beauties accompany Rihanna in the celebration of women of color who are deemed fashion icons around the world.

It is only fitting that Rihanna join the ranks of super models and notable fashion icons as she has a take-charge personality in the fashion-industry. The fashionista launched her own clothing line, River Island in 2013, and debuted at New York’s Fashion Week the same year. If there is one thing we know about Rhianna, it is her excellent fashion sense, and bravery when decking herself out in the most talked about garb on the market.

Photo Credits by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.

Famous Titties versus Mommy Titties

Public Tits vs. Breast Feeding Tits

Famous Titties versus Mommy Titties

The internet has been raging about the scandalous, yet illustrious red-carpet gown worn by Rih Rih, our R&B princess. I must admit that she is one of my favorite artists so this had absolutely nothing to do with her scantily fashionable faux pas. The hypocrisy here is the growing population of men and women who glamorize famous titties, but criticize motherly titties. I am so sick of people saying things like:

  • “why can the baby wait to eat when the mother gets home?” (Well, the problem here is, when a baby is hungry, you want to nourish your child immediately, so screw you and your ignorance with a cocaine laced dildo.)
  • “no one wants to see that.” (But it was quite okay for Rhi Rhi to put her tits and azz on display for the entire world to observe and rejoice.)

At the end of the day, fu#k all hypocrites and stop giving moms a hard azz time for feeding an infant in public when breasts and vaginas are all over the damn place.